The biggest thing you'll ever see, seems to be the the smallest thing you ever saw. amirite?
There will be a day where the majority of people have died of old age and generations of social media accounts will be vacant memories of our generations. amirite?
@srilart You assume those platforms will still exsist, think MySpace

That still exists so I'm not 100% sure what your point is

Dating is the trial version of marriage. amirite?
@Openeyes Nah it's not. You're not even getting 5% of the overall functionality of the end product. It's not a trial, it's...

Well. Everyone's idea of marriage varies. So arguably the participants probably don't even have compatible production versions of marriage.

Throwing somebody's heart in a fireplace is heart warming, amirite?

Thats heart melting

No one is ever the right amount of whelmed. amirite?

I don't want to talk about this right now.

Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili's at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili's to inside an airport and suddenly it's totally normal. amirite?

It could be 11pm in whatever time zone that person just flew in from

The sum of all the elevation change you've travelled is probably really close to zero, amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker Adding positive elevation when you go up and adding negative elevation when you go down yes

I grew up at sea level. I currently live at 2,000 feet. I don't plan on moving again.

the Tower of Pisa is leaning is because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers, amirite?

You may be on to somethingšŸ¤”

Hospital rooms just keep on being hospital rooms after you're done with them. amirite?

The same is true for hotel rooms, but hopefully with less death.

We're basically planets to the billions of microorganisms on our body. amirite?

Wait untill you find out what we actuly are.

We are not the true rules of the planet.

We are the thing that the true rulers live on

Trillions and trillions of cells acting independently in your body.

Bugs living on you.

Each of us is an ecosystem for other things to live on.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

Einstein told that long ago !

Programmers Just write fancy poems for machines and if they like them, the machines do what is asked of them. amirite?
@Larny2019 Yeah the only difference is, that computers, unlike humans, are definitely going to do what you asked for

That's the problem with computers, though, they will do exactly what you asked for. A tiny mistake in your code can lead to huge consequences.

We have no proof that everyone sees the same colors, amirite?

Yes we do it's called Pantone

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?
It's impossible to recite the alphalphabet in one breath. amirite?

I've belched each letter distinctly with one flowing burp. With lung power is trivial. I'm a smoker.