+48Years ago two people had "fun" and now you have to work a 9 to 5. amirite?
+64You are constantly balancing yourself against Gravity's magnetic pull by not falling on the ground while you are walking. amirite?
-34If you can't think of how to explain what you're doing to your mom and/or the police. Then you probably shouldn't be doing it. amirite?
-23For the crime of impregnating a woman who doesn't love you, society will enslave you and try to starve you. Working 40 hours a week just to stay out of jail and be homeless, it's no wonder that so many divorces end with the father just killing everyone. amirite?!
+35Anything that's introduced with "like it or not" almost never has a "like it" response. Amirite
+26If rednecks as we know them today existed in the middle ages or high fantasy, they'd ride wild boars and goats into battle, pimp out their boar-drawn buggies, shelter their cousin queens and princesses in castles made of baked clay and primitive concrete, and throw jamborees instead of coronations. amirite!?