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"Schoolgirl" being an entire category of porn proves how ineffective school dress codes are. amirite?

Ah...this takes me back...

If all the squash companies worked together they could pour all of their products into the sea thus turning the earth into a giant glass of squash. amirite?

First of all, why?

Being poor is expensive. amirite?
If drink driesel you are truck, amirite?

What if you drink Vin Diesel?

To an ant, a Ring Pop is far more valuable than a diamond ring. amirite?
Nobody views an assumption as bad when it's right

I think if it's right, it's less of an assumption. am I wrong?

You've probably played a game in the past and found an easter egg that noone knows and has never been found but you moved on thinking it's just part of the game. amirite?
As flowers for lovers are different than flowers for a grave you cannot steal flowers from the cemetery to give them to your S.O. amirite?

Sets down beer "watch me"

As flowers for lovers are different than flowers for a grave you cannot steal flowers from the cemetery to give them to your S.O. amirite?
@DrewCarey420 Flowers are flowers no? And the dead people won't miss the flowers.

You dont get the point, culturally, or well at least in western countries, there are clearly defined romantic flower types and graveyard flower types. They are different species so if you steal them she or he will know because it will not be the right type of flower.

If people were ever babies at one point, then how come we can't remember being babies, amirite?
@Boknows12 The government knows...

What government? It's all a simulation...

If people were ever babies at one point, then how come we can't remember being babies, amirite?

Have you ever heard of the Matrix?

21st Birthday Parties are a celebration for the end of "fun" and "thrill" not the opposite. amirite?

Sounds like someone who peaked in high school

With more intelligence comes more uncertainty. amirite?
If satan punishes the evil in Hell, isn't he good. amirite?

in a way yes

Adam and Eve were just ordinary people: they did exactly what anyone would do if they were told "You may touch anything, but not that one thing". amirite?