A new survey found that the average man cries about six times a year. That number would be a lot lower if it weren’t for Glenn Beck. amirite?

Get Boehner out of here. He's raising the cry rate.

i've hit rock bottom. and the only way out is by either a bus, or a balloon. amirite?

Ewwww, glove flavor! D:

It's creepy when someone comments on a Facebook picture you posted, like, a year ago. Amirite?

Why would it? It just means that they're looking at your photo albums which is what they're there for - for people to look at and comment on.

Forget Grammar Nazis; you're a Pronunciation Nazi, amirite?

'FAMILIAR' IS NOT PRONOUNCED 'FURMILIAR' thank you.

While we want to see realistic women and curvy ladies featured, being extremely overweight is just as bad an influence as being extremely underweight. A size 0 isn't healthy, but neither is a size 20, amirite?

When I say that I want to see more "curvy and realistic" women, I'm not talking overweight people. But there's nothing wrong with being 130 pounds, which is what the incredibly skinny models used for EVERYTHING beautiful are basically portraying.

You have to give props to Emma Watson for going to college, even though she could be set for life from the Harry Potter films, amirite?

I don't normally respect actors but Emma seems to gain more and more respect with everything she does. She's definitely a great person.

You're going to cry like a baby during the Epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. amirite?

I will. I'm lame, I'll admit it, but I'll go into shock probably and start bawling then and there at the fact that HARRY POTTER IS OVER.

Go ahead, call me pathetic. I LOVE IT.

It's annoying when people say 'British accent' when they mean an English accent, amirite?

Well then don't call my accent an "American accent". I prefer "New York accent".

Guys, guys, horseback riding is a sport. The horse is doing a lot of work, its jumping and sprinting a lot. Oh, wait, you were talking about it being a sport for the person on the horse...? Don't agree on that one, amirite?
@Ok let's just make all the un athletic people happy and call horseback riding a sport. On one conditon..its...

Are you kidding? Do you ever see obese riders? When I go to riding shows, I'm one of the biggest people there and I'm only 135. You're completely making that up. Riders are some of the most athletic people.

Guys, guys, horseback riding is a sport. The horse is doing a lot of work, its jumping and sprinting a lot. Oh, wait, you were talking about it being a sport for the person on the horse...? Don't agree on that one, amirite?
@LonelyIsland so if only a small percentage ( less then 40% ) of horseback riding isn't a sport, would you consider it a sport ?

I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Pleasure riding, just walking a horse around and not really doing anything, is not a sport. It's like throwing a football at a wall or swinging a baseball bat. They're just a part of the big picture, you're not really doing anything yet. Once you start actually "playing", such as jumping, dressage, etc., is considered the actual sport.

Guys, guys, horseback riding is a sport. The horse is doing a lot of work, its jumping and sprinting a lot. Oh, wait, you were talking about it being a sport for the person on the horse...? Don't agree on that one, amirite?

I find that the only people who say that riding isn't a sport are those who haven't cantered and jumped a horse for an hour. You really would be amazed at how physically demanding horseback riding is for the rider. And it isn't all the horse - the rider has to successfully convey EXACTLY what the horse must do and maintain their balance and muscle as well in order to keep a peaceful and decent gait going. While most of the physical-ness of horseback riding goes to the horse, it is a lot of mental thinking and decisions for the rider. It's most definitely a sport, I can assure you. Just because you have no competitive riding experience and don't understand how difficult it is doesn't mean it isn't.

you have 10 fish, 5 drown, and 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have? .. stop counting smart one fish cant drown. amirite?

The grammar made me cringe.

You've sat and watched a Windows flag logo bounce around the screen and waited for it to hit a corner, amirite?
@lovemrhatandclogs That happened on The Office.

I don't watch The Office so I wouldn't know. It's just something I do in class when the teacher lets the screensaver go.

How do blind people know when they're done wiping? amirite?

What about their done wiping?