I know :)
Estimated times of:
Transcoding a video, burning a disc, compressing a file etc.... all lies!
I'm just joking :P
I know there are many variables involved because of bottlenecks in different components and factors such as background processes etc...
But! It still pisses me off that it is never accurate.
Seriously. Motherfuckas act like they can't forget about Dre.
Someone with a sense of humor, people here have become so anal since I was last here.
Have him get a Darth Vader helmet. lol
It purifies public places too. When people start smoking, non smokers start evacuating. lol
Exactly! finally somebody who understands.
I wish! lol
You must take a test:
1.Climb the mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan to find a Green Materia orb while dodging bullets from the Taliban. It is said that it is harder to find than Bib Laden.
2.Save a village in Tibet from a dragon by shoving the orb into its ear that will make its head explode.
3.Take a sample of the dragon's brain and place it inside the head of Android 13. It is located in a secret lab underneath the Ninja school in The Hidden Rain Village, Japan.
4. Beat the Android in a game of Rock Paper Scissors. The android will activate and project a top secret URL that was encoded in the Dragon's brain.
5.You must go to that URL that is only accessible with a PC that has a 4Ghz core i7 CPU. Must be behind OVER 9,000 proxies using SSL encryption with a PGP KEY. Once there, you must answer some questions about why you will approve or disapprove certain posts, then submit it and it will be reviewed by the Amirite overlords
People these days....pshhhh no respect. amirite? lol
Then you are definitely pregnant. lol
Those damned hypocritical rats! My friend had a rat who wouldn't eat her cheese but would eat it from my hands when I fed it.
We even figured out how to solve alien technology like Rubiks Cubes!
I know, they failed to adjust to the times. This happens in many industries and is a natural part of capitalism. It's supposed to be a joke.
I live in a Democracy, not Communist China! The terrorists have already won. It's funny how people say the "Soldiers are out there fighting for our freedoms." and yet here you are defending the limiting of our freedoms back at home! We're hiding crimes too you know? War Crimes we commit on their people and crimes being committed on our own soldiers by sending them out there to die so Halliburton, Blackwater and the oil companies can get more money.