+862Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
+447Hey government you told us "If we've got nothing to hide, there is nothing to worry about" when you passed the Patriot Act. You can eavesdrop into my calls, check my email, grope me at the airport, see me naked, and search me without a warrant... so why are you so anal about Wikileaks allowing us to breach YOUR privacy back? amirite?
+134People are like Pokemon. You gotta catchem' all to see what's out there. You can only carry 6, that's the most you can prioritize in life at once without going mad. Drop who refuses to LVL UP and Evolve. Choose 1 primary and 5 as backups for different situations. Lets say your primary's a Ground type and scared of heights, choose your Flying type to join you in Sky Diving. Rare ones do anything... amirite?
+170It is annoying when you think so outside the box and have so much more understanding than your friends that you find yourself constantly giving them speeches and essays to explain to them concepts they can't even fathom. Even worse your only other option is to look like an "asshole" and shun them entirely when you really don't have the time or energy for it. amirite?
+417Nobody has any idea what amount of hard work some people have had to go through to get to where they are in life, therefore nobody has the right to tell others they don't deserve the money they bank every year or try to cap their pay. Some of these people were studying and or working 24/7 while you were out having fun and enjoying something priceless that they can't get back, your youth.
+496I think people's concept of friendship is wrong. A good friend isn't one who must be joined at the hip with you 24/7, it's someone whose love remains even when time and distance is between you. Try being separated for a few months or a year from your "best friend" and see just how frail friendship can be. amirite?
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+347When I quit my job I have to give a 2 weeks notice but when a corporation fires you they don't give you a 2 week advance to start looking for a new job and prepare. The game is rigged. amirite?
+148When 911 happened the government said "The terrorists hate us for our freedoms". Their solution to that was simple: Let's tear away at the constitution as much as we can and diminish those freedoms. Facepalm. amirite?
+406"Today there were 15 murders, 10 robberies, there is a rapist on the loose and a bird flu epidemic. There are terrorists plotting to blow up your neighborhood. Today's forecast is global warming with a chance of bloody rain." The News channels make it seem like the world is ending but when you look out the window your neighborhood seems relatively peaceful. amirite?
+343If you behave like an intelligent and civilized human being, you will be treated as such. If you behave like a cave man with a brain the size of a mudkip's left testicle, you will be treated like one. It isn't rocket science. amirite?
+490Never leave the one you love for the one you lust, because the one you lust may leave you for the one they love. amirite?
+169But teacher, I am only following the advice of the genius who's intellect we so greatly admire. Einstein said "never memorize what you can look up in books".... or in my case never memorize what you can Google. amirite?