Then there needs to be a way for immortals to check their statistics.
I have radioactive waste all over my body. I only have 3 days to live.
I loved the Twilight Zone on this.
I fap two times in the morning.
I fap two times at night.
I fap two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I fap two times in time of peace, and two in time of war
I fap two times before I fap two times,
And then I fap twice more.
Some of us perfer small breasts, even over larger natural ones.
You have a soda. I take your soda and drink it. You no longer have a soda. Even though you didn't give me your soda, you no longer have it. If that made any sense, this might too. A soda is a physical object, virginity is a concept. You have a favorite color. I punch you in the face because thats my least favorite color. Your favorite color didn't change. I hope that made sense, it did for me at least.
Going down on her is a reward itself.
That's what you think, foolish mortal.
Shut up bro, nobody cares.
Did I ask for your opinion? You make my life misserable!
Deal with it.
I love it when I randomly find 20 dollars in some random dude's wallet.
Why thank you. You've probally never heard of it because it has originated from me, and I have only just started telling people about it.
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