It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

Then there needs to be a way for immortals to check their statistics.

Add the phrase "all over my body" to the end of any sentence, and it's automatically disturbing. amirite?

I have radioactive waste all over my body. I only have 3 days to live.

If aliens really wanted to take over the Earth, they wouldn't need to come down and laser-nuke all the major cities. They wouldn't have to replace the most powerful leaders or disable all our militaries. All they'd need to do is sow seeds of discord until we were too weak to face them, and then waltz into power. It's a good thing we all get along or else we might just be destroyed, amirite?

I loved the Twilight Zone on this.

The only time you look forward to school is when you have a crush on someone, amirite?

Forever alone.

Guys: You always try to get a quick fapping session in before school, amirite?

I fap two times in the morning.
I fap two times at night.
I fap two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I fap two times in time of peace, and two in time of war
I fap two times before I fap two times,
And then I fap twice more.

Guys: You'd rather date a girl with small breasts than a girl with implants, amirite?

Some of us perfer small breasts, even over larger natural ones.

It counts as losing your virginity if you were raped, am I right?

You have a soda. I take your soda and drink it. You no longer have a soda. Even though you didn't give me your soda, you no longer have it. If that made any sense, this might too. A soda is a physical object, virginity is a concept. You have a favorite color. I punch you in the face because thats my least favorite color. Your favorite color didn't change. I hope that made sense, it did for me at least.

If a girl is on her period, yet she still gives her boyfriend head with nothing in return, he should later go down on her when she's done with her period with no repayment as well, amirite?

Going down on her is a reward itself.

It's weird and mildly depressing to think that me, you, Barack Obama, Lady Gaga, Leonardo DiCaprio, and every other person on earth is going to end up the same way; dead, amirite?

That's what you think, foolish mortal.

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia, amirite?
If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia, amirite?
@Warshon Shut up bro, nobody cares.

Did I ask for your opinion? You make my life misserable!

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia, amirite?
You love it when you randomly find 20 dollars in your pocket, amirite?

I love it when I randomly find 20 dollars in some random dude's wallet.

If everyone was allowed to own a gun and take it where they wanted, when the robber came into the bank, took out his gun, and said, "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!", then the people who worked at the bank, who were at the bank, even the old lady, would all pull out their guns and say, "No," amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 Whoa I never heard of that :O Interesting story there

Why thank you. You've probally never heard of it because it has originated from me, and I have only just started telling people about it.

What if a person came on campus, lit a classroom on fire so we would all be in perfect lines, then started to shoot us? We'd all be screwed. amirite?

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