You can't go wrong with a pet rock
The little bits of shit represent life's obstacles, and how they always mix in with the joy that is life. Rather than being two separate entities, they are a package deal.
It conveys the message that without life's hardships, there can be no full enjoyment of life's benefits. The narrator of the poem has come to terms with this to such a degree that he is grateful to the shit for being there to make him realize how much there is that he could let it ruin for him, but for that very reason gets past it, and enjoys the tits nonetheless.
Thank you, I would have gotten none of this had that not rhymed
Shut up. Gay people are awesome, all straight people suck
It's probably not very "street smart" to brag about how good a drug dealer you are.
The three worst children ever.
It often brings up a strong point. It uses offensive language, but most often it does so to make fun of those who use it. I think it's fairly tasteful. It's not just soliciting laughter from profanity.
I'd finally get a pet rock that won't run away
I don't feel that people doubt religion just because they're looking for excuses to. I believe the most valuable thing (possibly the only valuable thing) about religion is the morals that it teaches. I don't believe faith alone has any meaning or importance. What matters is how you act in life, and if you don't need any religion to live with good morals, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Many people have more than enough reason to doubt God, and I think that that has no significance in their worth as people whatsoever. The only thing that matters is how one acts, and what morals one adheres to.
cough Genghis Khan cough
I'd press it once, then wait until i'm on my deathbed and mash the sh*t out of it until i die
Hungry people: food is good, amirite?
I can see why a mouth like that would bring it to extinction. Seriously, it probably bites itself in the face all the time.
I kick it back up with my foot. I'm afraid to hold babies.
I'd like to clarify that I'm not saying criminals should not be punished. They should at least be kept away from society for its protection. I'm saying that it's wrong to wish horrible suffering on a criminal for what they did, because it's not going to help them and they still don't accept that they've done something wrong. The suffering will be pointless, and it's wrong for us to feel good just because a wrongdoer is in pain.
I think people couldn't imagine it working out if they did it, and by extension conclude that it's not worth letting others try because the marriage would become less personal and perhaps affect the children raised in it. I think that this becomes true at a certain point (imagine 100 people interlocked in marriage- could a child really be raised together by all of them and have a close relationship with them all? How about 1000 people?), but with smaller numbers of people I think it could work and we shouldn't forbid people from trying because it's too complicated for us personally