+26Dogs are really great. No matter who you are, you're their best friend. I'm sure that even Hitler had some really great dogs that he came home to after a really tough day at work, and they just loved him to pieces, amirite?
-134It's hard to understand why people like cats so much. They come home and need to hunt the creature down to play with it. The reason why cat people have so many cats is probably because it increases their chances of finding a cat to play with. They don't realize that the only reason the cat stays is because they provide the cat with food and shelter. Fools, amirite?
+28Pillows are pretty great, but how did they ever come about? "Well, I have a bed for my body, but that really just isn't enough! I need a mini bed...for my head. My head is special,", amirite?
+320Sesame seeds are probably the most pointless food we've got. They're sprinkles, but for food. And they aren't even colorful and cute either. I seriously doubt people sit down, begin to eat, then stop and think, "You know what this really needs? A nice little dash of sesame seeds." No. That does not happen ever, amirite?
+19Kinda weird that we tell each other to "have fun" before we go somewhere awesome. "Okay, well have fun tomorrow!" "Wow, thanks! I definitely wasn't going to have fun visiting my very best friend in the whole wide world, but now that you've said THAT, well, I think I'll reconsider!", amirite?
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+18It seems that the most uninteresting, unoriginal girls know how to "play" the acoustic guitar and "write" music, say that music is their life, and insist that they "aren't like other girls", amirite?
+9Celebrating birthdays really doesn't make much sense. We should be celebrating our mothers, not us. I mean, all that we did was come slipping and sliding into this world screaming and crying, but they did all the work, amirite?
+9Being referred to as the "baby of the family" really shouldn't be a good thing. I didn't think that being a baby was a desirable position to be in, amirite?
+3,063Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?
+21I think I'm going to name my child "Tina". Then when she isn't eating I can tell her to "eat some food" just like how Napoleon Dynamite says it. She'd hate me forever, amirite?
+27It's kind of weird that people say that Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. I mean...look at her. Do you really thing she could successfully plan our murder and get away with it? amirite?