Stressed out people just need to masturbate more, amirite?

Sounds like all of yall needa masturbate some more! :D

We all have that one teacher who's always like: "Don't pack up yet. There's still 27 seconds of class left..", amirite?

mine takes it as far as "I still have 5 seconds left!" haha

If a child grew up speaking a language other than the language of the country they live in, they should not be allowed to take it for foreign language credits (ex: a Chinese immigrant to America should not be allowed to take Chinese) amirite?

As long as they freaking speak English understandably, I don't care what they do haha :)

When you hack someone's Facebook, it's a total waste to put something like "I'm gay" as their status. I mean, of all the funny, sad, evil, awesome things you could post, you waste it by putting something totally unoriginal and boring. It's pretty anti-climactic, amirite?
logic will inevitably get you nowhere in an internet argument, amirite?

The more you're a dbag, the more success you'll have in an internet argument lol

Its extremely annoying how people are acting like they're huge fans of The Hunger Games when they just recently heard about the series and they haven't even read the books. amirite?

i love the hunger games, heard of it recently, and read all three books. i'm as big a fan as anyone lol

Life is like a broken jar of soysauce. Actually it's really not, but I had you going for a second there, amirite?

the only thing that could have made this even better would be a correct spelling of amirite :) nice job though!

The Whos in How the Grinch Stole Christmas are way to obsessed with Christmas. amirite?

funny, that's exactly what the Grinch was thinking...

Girls: Sometimes you wish you went to a private school wear you can wear the cute plaid skirts and ties and not worry about what other people think of your outfit, amirite?

lol i go to one of those schools and therefore i'm around the plaid-skirted girls a lot. its not all its cracked up to be lol :)

People who assert that God is 100 percent real and refuse to consider the possibility of God not existing are very arrogant, amirite?

People who passively antagonize another by posting something that attacks an earlier post, are far more annoying... Especially if it's anonymously

If you're looking to make human contact on valentines day, but you don't have a significant other, you could always go to the airport. amirite?

yeah and you will even get felt up and down by the security guards before the metal detectors

When you hack someone's Facebook, it's a total waste to put something like "I'm gay" as their status. I mean, of all the funny, sad, evil, awesome things you could post, you waste it by putting something totally unoriginal and boring. It's pretty anti-climactic, amirite?
Downloading a $15 album illegally is way more ethical than stealing a $15 CD from a store. amirite?

lol however we look at it, it's still illegal and breaking the law is unethical

All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”, amirite?

and consequently, some of the finest decisions were made that way as well :)

Whenever you see a movie you really wanted to see because it looked funny in the trailers, you keep looking for the moment you thought was funny, amirite?

and theres the occasional movie where the editors cut out the funny part from the trailer so its not even in the frickin movie at all lol