Every once in a while, a post comes along that shakes the very meaning of "beautiful".
Well, not ALWAYS...
Being an atheist doesn't mean that you claim to KNOW there's not a god. It means you BELIEVE there's not a god.
Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?
Caller: HAH AUTOCORRECT!
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I could be wrong, but I don't think Jesus actually said that.
So yes, I am joking.
Because this is one of those posts where a person makes up a misconception that barely anyone believes and denies it, acting like they're speaking out for the minority.
Social Darwinism is something different than what you're talking about.
(just the word penis.)
Lincoln lay back on his bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. "Tell me," he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. "When you come, is it 10% ethanol?"
old-fashioned gay porno
evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)
Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?
I came out of the closet on Facebook, and everyone just thought I got hacked.
My dad is alive and well.
My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.