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Every once in a while, a post comes along that shakes the very meaning of "beautiful".

Never use superlatives in a post because there's always going to be that annoying commenter saying something along the lines of "Yeah, I'm pretty sure cancer is worse.", amirite?

Well, not ALWAYS...

Any Atheist claiming to be truly Atheist and not Agnostic is just as closed minded as a religious person claiming they KNOW God exist. No you don't. Not a single one of you can honestly say that you KNOW a god does or does not exist. Personally I believe in god as much as I do in Santa. But I have no way of proving that he either does not exist and because of this I am forced to admit to myself that pure Atheism is inconceivable, amirite?

Being an atheist doesn't mean that you claim to KNOW there's not a god. It means you BELIEVE there's not a god.

It would be really convenient if you could text 911, because in a situation where you have to be quiet a phone call is not generally something you would do, amirite?

Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?
Caller: HAH AUTOCORRECT!
Police: LOLOLOL

There should be a tv show with mostly gay characters, and there's one stereotypically heterosexual character who loves women and beer and cars and all the other characters are like "Oh straight Larry, you're so funny and straight." Amirite?
@1748638

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Non-religious people do have morals; religion isn't required to be a good person in general, amirite?
@Truuninja No way, as Jesus very rightly pointed out, anyone who didn't think he was the messiah was a murderer and a rapist.

I could be wrong, but I don't think Jesus actually said that.
So yes, I am joking.
Because this is one of those posts where a person makes up a misconception that barely anyone believes and denies it, acting like they're speaking out for the minority.

We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?

Social Darwinism is something different than what you're talking about.

You'd rather date someone with low self esteem than someone who is really arrogant and cocky, amirite?
Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
@nosferatu I will never look at Abe the same way again

Lincoln lay back on his bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. "Tell me," he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. "When you come, is it 10% ethanol?"

Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
@nosferatu What is an ass play?

old-fashioned gay porno

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Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Alyssa Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you...

evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)

Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
@Stage3_Unicorn My dad's name is Joe.

Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?

I came out of the closet on Facebook, and everyone just thought I got hacked.

I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
@Matthias My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.