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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
@RaShEllllA Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

yeah i checked it out too. if i were a guy , i'd never be laid.

"God damn it, Obama, how dare you promise us great things that will gradually happen, but let us expect it'll happen over night?!" Amirite?
@EmmaLee I KNOW!!!! And were paying taxes and stuff for Mexicans that came here illegally! And apparently if i don't like...

lol. he isn't even the first black president. andrew jackson/johnson (one of those) is half-black too. so there's no big deal. i don't wanna pay for the border crossers.

"God damn it, Obama, how dare you promise us great things that will gradually happen, but let us expect it'll happen over night?!" Amirite?
@EmmaLee God damn it Obama why don't you do something that sounds great, but really kids now will be payig debt for when...

Everyone's saying that he "fixed the economy". My dad works as a stockbroker. Everyone in that field knew that the economy was going to rise on its own. It could have risen faster if we didn't have Obama as a president, and had someone who knew what they were doing. Screw healthcare for everyone. i don't want to pay for people who aren't paying their own Healthcare. I have my own family to worry about.

It's offensive that the very people who destroyed the Twin Towers and murdered thousands of Americans, now want to build a mosque on top of them, amirite?
@lyenlion @457131 (Elise): the people who are building this are AMERICANS. there citizens. that makes them on our side...

Dude. Get your facts straight. Some guy up there says it was the government doing it so apparently we don't know (sarcasm)

Umm..the people building this aren't all Americans buddy. And just because you live somewhere does not mean you don't have ties elsewhere.

Bing would be used a lot more if it was named Bang. "Do you know what the answer is?" "No, let's Bang it!", amirite?

lol I agree, but not to be the debbie downer...

it stands for because.its.not.google.
so yeah..

It's offensive that the very people who destroyed the Twin Towers and murdered thousands of Americans, now want to build a mosque on top of them, amirite?
@First, the mosque is located 3 blocks away. Second, I'm pretty sure in this situation that not all of the Christian...

First off three blocks is still extremely close in perspective. People need to stop acting loke it's 10 miles away.

Marching band is not a sport, amirite?

It's basically the same..It's okay band nerds are always bitter I won't hold that against you

It's offensive that the very people who destroyed the Twin Towers and murdered thousands of Americans, now want to build a mosque on top of them, amirite?
@soccerfan Why the hell would they erect it on 9/11, I just assumed that you weren't dumb enough to think they would actually...

Hey idiot, they're erecting the mosque/building/whatever on 9/11/2011. Just for your information.

Okay. Argue it, with your head up your butt.

"Go, black kid!" and "Go black, kid!" have very different meanings, amirite?
@umamaniqua "Black" is a verb?

i think he means it like if you're playing sports and are wearing a pinny and they want you to go on the black team they tell you to change your pinny color to black...

Well obviously, there's some redcoats in Massachusetts. They climbin out they boats, they snatchin up yo' tea tryna tax it. So ya'll need to hide yo' glass, hide yo' tea and hide yo' paper. Cuz they taxin' errybody out here. You can run and tell that homeboy, amirite?

I had to make a song for History and me and my friend made that one. (For the American Revolution obvs)

My teacher didn't get the "you can run and tell that" part refers to Paul Revere...

It's offensive that the very people who destroyed the Twin Towers and murdered thousands of Americans, now want to build a mosque on top of them, amirite?
@loveyoualattexx yes because ALL Muslims are totally terrorists. I must have forgotten that fact!

Did I say that once? No, I don't think I did.

Maybe I should add "extremist Christians aren't taking 12 year old mentally...etc."

When you were little and in a car, you would look out the window and imagine a person running along side your car, dodging obstacles as you drove, amirite?
We went to the moon in 1969. You know you're a 90s kid if you read that in a singsong voice, amirite?

Not 1970 but a year sooner

High schools often have "Sit with Someone New!" or "Make a New Friend!" type days, but in reality no one actually participates. amirite?

...dude. in middle school they MADE us do that. we walked in and got tags in lunch and i was in the first lunch period and didn't know what was going on. that was the worst experience of my life.

High schools often have "Sit with Someone New!" or "Make a New Friend!" type days, but in reality no one actually participates. amirite?
@KickAss They should give you this opportunity in class... instead of having dumb assigned seats next to the same person the...

i always hope teachers assign groups because i am too nervous to talk to the cute guys so i always hope my teacher will put me with them hahahaha