I didn't want to get tan in the summer because I was afraid people would think I was Mexican. I'm not even kidding.
They try to get me to buy products, but because of my short, teenage attention span, i forget whatever they're trying to sell me. Take THAT advertisers
When I was young I thought pi was delicious.
I knew a girl named Le-a. (Ledasha). Poor, poor girl never had her name pronounced right.
Well, if you rolled it up it might work
Yeah. You could get an awkward phoner, end up with hearing AIDS or get texticular cancer.