+375"What kind of dressing do you have?" "We have Ranch,Bleu Cheese, French, Caesar, 1000 Island, Italian, Creamy Italian, Russian, Honey mustard, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Toasted sesame, Lemon Poppy seed, Green Goddess, Garlic Ranch, Three cheese ranch, and Balsamic vinaigrette". "Ill have Ranch", amirite?
+25You know someone who everyone thinks is a angel, but you really know shes a total devil, amirite?
+17When i know youre there i feel a deep peace. i know youll gently correct my mistakes, and lovingly lead me on till i get where i want to be. thanks you my dearest spellcheck, amirite?
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+334"omg, that was the worst thing ever!!" obviously, youve never seen a fat, naked, chinese guy trying to rape a squirrel, amirite?
+224Handle life the way a dog would. If you cant eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away, amirite?