When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?

Making a big assumption about beating the pandemic there.

Anti-Venom is Carnage's uncle. amirite?

Carnage was one of the most underappreciated villains in comics.

A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?
You know you are an adult when s in flames starts standing for sex instead of siblings. amirite?
The chances of being killed by an ant is low, but not zero, amirite?
It's ok to pick your nose and it's ok to pick your friends, but it is NOT ok to pick your friend's nose, amirite?

Had me in the first half...

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?
Monkey D Luffy could sit in the crows nest of his ship and someone could use his ball sack as a swing. amirite?

You're not wrong but I still don't like it

Watching porn is kinda gay cuz you're getting off to another dudes dick, amirite?

Do you like watching the big dicks or the little dicks?

Happiness is not an entitlement and there is a generation believing it. amirite?
@Robisrael Would be nice if everyone can be happy though

Would it? Some people are pretty sick with what brings them happiness.

Your 'one that got away' might consider you to be the 'bullet they dodged.', amirite?

Bold of you to assume that any of us are worthy to have Keanu Reeves dodge us

Happiness is not an entitlement and there is a generation believing it. amirite?

People just get upset when their pursuit of happiness is met with obstacles.

Dogs have always known that Beggin' Strips are not bacon, amirite?
Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?

Self perpetuating

All those different knots were probably figured out by people with some kind of rope and a lot of boredom, amirite?