Putting salt on your food is technically just eating rocks, amirite?

Angry geologist mineral noises

The heart of a seawater fish is a marine core. amirite?

A dead seawater fish is a marine corpse.

Beware the dog that doesn't bark, amirite?
Cause momma said so, amirite?

I've got my own pet troll. Love cowards

It doesn't really make sense that a Mandalorian would have manicured facial hair. amirite?

Maybe the facial hair keeps his lip from rubbing on the steel.

A laser beam bounces around before it shoots out, so a Star Wars gun is really inefficient, amirite?

Inefficient compared to what standard?

A conventional gunpowder bullet wastes 65% of its energy in the form of heat and gasses and only 35% of its peak pressure output is placed on the projectile. Cartridges are very inefficient.

Woman who make fun of men shorter than 6 feet (183 centimeters) are not aware most people do not grow past that height. amirite?

laughs in 6' 1"

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

I'm 37, I have an amazing group of friends that I care very dearly for and we always seem to find time for each other. I also have my family that I love and I feel loves me. I don't think age has anything to do with it. I will always care about other people with boundaries and always love people because it's not about me even though my life is all about me.

"Mad Libs" was the original "random=funny", amirite?

"The big brown penis jumped on the counter."

You know your becoming a responsible person when you get blackout drunk and complete a task you otherwise would not have completed sober. amirite?

I mopped the floors the last time, so accurate.

Any tattoo a person has that's more than seven years old was chosen by a different person. amirite?

Put down the bong and go outside.

The fact that some of us will live to see the year 2100 is equally cool and terrifying. amirite?

Why would it be terrifying though?

Paper Mache is for gaylords and that's about it, amirite?

You didn't even spell "papier-mâché" right

The existence of the cockroach implies that at one point a creature known as a pussyroach also existed. amirite?

Or a Henroach

You were most likely asleep 12 hours ago. amirite?

At 1pm? Nope