Any tattoo a person has that's more than seven years old was chosen by a different person. amirite?

Put down the bong and go outside.

Paper Mache is for gaylords and that's about it, amirite?

You didn't even spell "papier-mâché" right

It doesn't really make sense that a Mandalorian would have manicured facial hair. amirite?

Maybe the facial hair keeps his lip from rubbing on the steel.

We Are The Highest Intelligent Species In The Cosmos, amirite?
When a musician gets famous enough he doesn't have to play his own instruments anymore, amirite?

Others will blow his trumpets 😝

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@Girlislit How does eating ice equate to iron deficiency? Just curious

I'm not sure if its like actual science or a myth at this point in time, but iron deficiency and anemia were like two major reasons some people chew/eat ice.

Watching satisfying videos with bad internet is one of the most unsatisfying things, amirite?
Most good systems in the world involve a hole and something that goes in and out of it, amirite?
Sony will probably never release a ps13, amirite?

Why not? Am I too high to understand the reference?

You have trouble losing weight because your body is so efficient at using energy, amirite?

I've seen footage of myself running. Inefficient as hell.

computers take space in real life to store something that doesn't exist, amirite?

our brains as well

It's a shame we can can be immediately judged by our looks and not by our "souls". amirite?

Sometimes it's for the best, trust me.

The most superhuman ability in nearly every anime are characters who have baffling amounts of willpower or conviction. amirite?

Correlates negatively with insight and intelligence

Aside from eventually learning proper human speech, a baby could probably be trained completely to act like a dog. amirite?

When you look at coco the gorilla, it makes sense that actually the only thing gorillas are missing is an education.

As with the reverse, there are many cases of feral children, being raised and cared for by animals. When they finally make contact with humans, they are for all intents and purposes wild animal versions of the animal that raised them. They will behave just like that animals. Even biting and growling at humans in the case of a dog mother. But there are a fair few cases of other feral children by other animals too.

Women don't really "release" essence—it's just in their feet to experience, amirite?