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+2,224Just once I'd love to see a parent on My Sweet 16 grow a pair and cancel the party because their kid is being a major bitch, amirite?
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+2,295When you accidentally type in all caps you should be able to highlight the mistake and press a button and it goes lower case, amirite?
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+2,263People in movies are unrealistically calm when they have guns pointed at their face. You would be way too freaked out to have a levelheaded conversation with the gun holder, amirite?
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+2,378It takes 22 muscles to smile and 37 muscles to frown. That means I'm working out harder than you, Mr. Fucking Happy. amirite?
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+2,430Love should be like volleyball. You call "mine" and everybody backs off, amirite?
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+2,475You wanna be able to hear your own language without understanding it, so you can hear how it sounds, amirite?
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+2,535When girls impersonate guys, they make their voice deeper and add a "stupid" tone to it. When guys impersonate girls, we make our voice go an octave higher and add an attitude, amirite?
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+2,455I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be, amirite?
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+3,135I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
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Im_so_bored_so_byes avatar Im_so_bored_so_bye
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+2,672I put the 'sexy' in dyslexia. amirite?
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+2,559F.I.N.A.L.S = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit, amirite?
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+2,925Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
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+3,022IDCIISNENTBTIAFA. I Dont Care If Its Shorter Not Everything Needs To Be Turned Into A Fucking Acronym. amirite?
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+3,221I submitted ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did, amirite?
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+3,787When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
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