Gyms are useful for the apocalypse, gyms are useless in the apocalypse, amirite?

Shhhh you'll break the market

In an entirely gay world, gay people don't actually need to rely on straight people to reproduce. Lesbians can just surrogate for them. amirite?
@true. but in an ideal world no human would exist.

It isn't an ideal world, it's a gay world lol

oh lord 🤦🏻‍♂️

If a salad is smaller portions of food to make up one dish, ketchup is technically a salad dressing when applied to a plate of nuggets. amirite?

This is the sort of thinking I need in my life!

We always envy people for being in certain positions until we're in that position and it turns out it isn't so great, amirite?
Because chihuahuas are so aggressive, but so small, chances are they would hunt in packs in nature, amirite?

Basically. Land piranhas is what I'm saying

Because chihuahuas are so aggressive, but so small, chances are they would hunt in packs in nature, amirite?
Considering how many people don't know or speak to their birth father, accidental half-sibling hookups may happen more often than we realise, amirite?

I feel this affects the black population in poor areas quite a bit just an observation

Everyone gets but doesn't get life, amirite?

If life were easy, anyone could do it

Luke Skywalker was probably such a good jedi because there weren't as much people taking up bandwidth in the force. amirite?
@where_is_my_monkey Darth Bane reduced their numbers to Two because the sith kept killing/fighting eachother due to the nature of the...

I was told that the primary reason for the rule of two was indeed to address the problem of all the power struggle but that there was this secondary advantage in that the less the users of the dark side the connection because somewhat more efficient. Hadn't read the stories myself, so I will not argue about it, if I'm wrong I'm wrong...

If an entire song is off key, then it isn't off key. amirite?

If an entire building is not on fire, then the building isnt burning

If a glass is not full of anything, then its empty.

If an entire pizza is eaten, then there isnt any pizza left.

Are you seeing the pattern here?

December 25th feels more like a deadline than a holiday, amirite?

This is something I didn't know I was feeling

Kissing is gross because you literally push your tongue into the mouth of another person, amirite?

Only if you're lucky

Kevin Johnson (Starbucks CEO) is the biggest drug lord in the world. amirite?
Gay and lesbian people die as virgins, amirite?

Every lesbian gets dick at least once in their life