I'm not really sure what those are... but Canada is a first world country, so America is a lot less enticing to Canadians than it is for people from poorer countries like Mexico.
I'm that kid who boils the water and then throws it on a Jew.
Same with "I don't like _."
The college student is way worse than the people who went out of their way to crush the turtle. People could try and avoid the turtle and end up in a wreck.
It's not an actual statistic, it's an honest estimate...
The majority of that time is spent programming, which is much more productive than browsing the internet, so I fail to see what's depressing about how I spend my time on the computer.
No, I have a source which shows me a nice pie graph of how much time I spend on the computer.
What the fuck did you expect...
... Doing them to your sister is just weird.
That's completely stupid.
That diagram wasn't exactly a useful addition to the post.
*You're tired of Universe's posts, amirite?
For every five hours I use my computer, about one of them is spent online.
None of the other things in amiwhite's list could be taken as pointless without internet.
When someone tells someone to go kill themselves, they don't actually want them to do it... most of the time, anyways.
I feel like you get all your posts from motivational posters.
Maybe, but just for girls.