I think citizenship checks are racist. If they weren't racist, white people would be getting stopped on suspicion of being Canadian all the time.
I think citizenship checks are racist. If they weren't racist, white people would be getting stopped on suspicion of being Canadian all the time.

I'm not really sure what those are... but Canada is a first world country, so America is a lot less enticing to Canadians than it is for people from poorer countries like Mexico.

Optimist: "The glass is half full." Pessimist: "The glass is half empty." Realist: "Either way, the glass needs to be washed." Idealist: "One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy." Oppurtunist: "I drank the water already." Which one are you?

I'm that kid who boils the water and then throws it on a Jew.

It's interesting how saying "I don't want to do this" is interpreted as "I want to not do this", when technically it can still signify indifference; having no particular inclination to do it, nor any inclination to not do it, amirite?

Same with "I don't like _."

It amazes you how cruel and insensitive some people can be
@1886671

The college student is way worse than the people who went out of their way to crush the turtle. People could try and avoid the turtle and end up in a wreck.

A computer without internet is almost useless, amirite?
@TommyUK1234 I suppose I expected you to invent some statistic to prove your point and then perform some mental gymnastics to...

It's not an actual statistic, it's an honest estimate...

The majority of that time is spent programming, which is much more productive than browsing the internet, so I fail to see what's depressing about how I spend my time on the computer.

A computer without internet is almost useless, amirite?
@TommyUK1234 Nice statistic, did you pull it out of your arse yourself? It's nice that, for some reason, you don't depend on the...

No, I have a source which shows me a nice pie graph of how much time I spend on the computer.

What the fuck did you expect...

Girls: It's annoying when you're actually angry about something and everyone blames it on your period. It just makes you more angry,
I think employees should be protected from retaliation by an employer if and when that employee posts about the employer on Facebook. It's one thing if the employee is lying, but if they are telling the truth, the employer shouldn't be able to fire them.

That's completely stupid.

  • Activitsion employee's pay is lowered by 10% *
  • Goes on Facebook and posts about how shitty MW4 is gonna be and how no one should buy it. *
It seems like everything is in someway related to everything else, amirite?

That diagram wasn't exactly a useful addition to the post.

You're sick of all the inspirational quotes that don't even make any sense getting homepaged, amirite?

*You're tired of Universe's posts, amirite?

A computer without internet is almost useless, amirite?
@TommyUK1234 I do believe the qualifier "almost" makes it quite right. Take a look at computers and their main functions now and...

For every five hours I use my computer, about one of them is spent online.

None of the other things in amiwhite's list could be taken as pointless without internet.

@1884552

When someone tells someone to go kill themselves, they don't actually want them to do it... most of the time, anyways.

Follow the advice of those who loves you

I feel like you get all your posts from motivational posters.

I think we should place a greater emphasis on teaching children basic skills, like cooking and cleaning. I think we should make at least one semester of home economics mandatory in high school.

Maybe, but just for girls.