Final Solution for HIV/AIDS: take everyone who has it and lock them into cages (separating the sexes, of course) and then just play the waiting game until they all die out, amirite?
Those photo collage pictures on facebook of things that are written down are annoying, amirite?
Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?

Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?
It's a lot harder to say your ABCs of cuss words than you think, amirite?

Ass
Bitch
Cunt
Dick
Effin
Fuck
Goddamn
Hoe
Idiot
Jackass
Kooch
Lardass
Motherfucker
Nigger
Orgasmic
Penis
Queefer
Rimmer
Shit
Twat
Unclefucker
Vadge
Whore
XXX
YOLO (honestly, this one's worse than nigger)
Zipper-taker-downer-person-thing

Alright, I had to stretch on quite a few of these...

The number one rule in dating; if they're good looking with a nice body, dont even think about approaching them. amirite?

So this is why no one ever approaches me...

Whenever you see "199_" ending a username or email, you assume that's the year the person was born in, when in reality it could be the number of kittens they've eaten, amirite?
@boxtop So they haven't eaten more than 2000 kittens? Pathetic.

It's obviously a joke. Everyone's eaten more than 2000 kittens.

If Mitt and his 5 Sons could get knocked up he would be out there handing out birth control, and be pro choice, amirite?

First of all, Mitt Romney isn't against birth control. He's against requiring Churches to provide health insurance for contraception.

And you shouldn't make the stupid conclusion that pro-life are rallying against women's rights. It's a fucking moral or religious issue for them, and they're truthfully thinking "Babies shouldn't be killed," not "Haha, let's fuck women over with this new law." I am, by the way, pro-choice.

As an atheist, I'm wondering how my child would taste.

A future full of adults who were never properly disciplined as children, and who were given trophies for simply participating in events in school, sounds like something out of a dystopian terror film, amirite?
@AdonisBatheus Haha, no. No, not at all. Not in any way.

Would you like to explain your reasoning or just repeat "No" a few more times?

Everyone who supported slavery was free. Everyone who supports abortion is alive, amirite?
@Pug Its not about Christian values. It's about human morals. It's no ones right to kill.

Abortion causes no pain to the aborted baby. Realistically, it isn't actually killing, it is the prevention of birth. Besides, this world is overpopulated as it is.

Also, the majority of people that consider abortion would provide a poor home for their children, and they simply recognize that fact. Married adults with a steady income will rarely visit abortion clinics.

Anyways, my thought is that if you aren't ready for a child you choose use birth control pills or condoms to lessen the likeliness of pregnancy. But if those don't work, it is your decision whether you should bring a child into this world.

Only an intelligent mind can become depressed, if your stupid you wont be able to do the thinking process to become depressed, amirite?

Good news! After reading your post, I can assure you that according to your logic, you will never become depressed.

You hate it when someone of an older generation says that this generation is lazy, and we don't work hard enough. You used to just have to be fairly smart and try a little in school to get into an Ivy League. Now you need to get a 2300+ on your SATs, have a 3.75+ GPA, and take like 5 AP tests just to be considered. Plus we need to show leadership, help out the community, and do extracurricular activities. High schoolers have to work hard to go to a good college, amirite?

Or you can just be a minority.

Everyone who supported slavery was free. Everyone who supports abortion is alive, amirite?

Everyone that supports enforcing Christian values into the government, is Christian.

You have at least one appliance in your kitchen that's absolute crap, amirite?

My oven can only fit in one Jew at a time. It makes work really slow.