+310A negative boy was debating the pros and cons of going to a radical party. He decided to be square and missed out on four awesome chicks. But that’s okay, because it was all over by two AM. Amirite?
+656I saw a chameleon today. So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon, amirite?
+1,419Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
+1,028It would be so entertaining to write an amazing, bestselling book that seems to have tons symbolism, but really doesn’t. Then, when all these experts try and analyze it, you can laugh and tell them they’re wrong. “No, the window on Sophia's house is not frosty to represent her struggle to see past the surface of things; the window is frosty because it’s fucking winter time." amirite?
+1,472Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
+520When you watch a movie, you sort of become part of the world. You feel like you live in the world of the movie, but when you leave the movie you're like "Oh wow, this is a boring life", amirite?
+715Sometimes, you wish you can shoot your finals in the face, bitch slap your teachers, feed your homework to your dog, sell your little sibling to a foreigner, and then sleep for the rest of your life, amirite?
+851A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, shits on the floor and leaves, amirite?
+541Studies have shown that if you stretch out your intestine the length of a tennis court, you'll die. amirite?
+1,359Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?
+430You hate it when people always seem to team up against you in debates and make you feel dumb, even though you are making valid points, amirite?
+607When a waiter/waitress at a restaurant asks you "is everything okay?," break down into tears and tell them about your love life, amirite?