Cheap phones are thicker and heavier while cheap calculators are thinner and lighter. Expensive phones are thinner and lighter while expensive calculators are thicker and heavier. amirite?

Yes this is big brain time

Maybe in a few years being a gay man will be easier than being a straight man, amirite?
@Maybe we wont have a majority and humanity will slowly die off...

It seems pretty unlikely that the species will go extinct because everyone becomes gay.

Dolphins probably think they're only a few thousand humans in the world and that we only eat seafood. amirite?
When we nut, we feel a moment of bliss. Then the very next moment, we feel as if everything has been taken from us. amirite?
Betty Marion White was born in 1922; the first BMW car made was in 1928. Betty White is the original BMW. amirite?

The R 32 was first produced in 1923. Betty White is still older but the first BMW vehicle was a motorcycle, interestingly.

Funeral food is so good you forget who died. amirite?

Funeral food is to die for

High school teaches you how to fit in with society, amirite?
@landlevenlover Sounds like something a high schooler would say.... ​ It really doesnt. You graduate, you leave and you find...

There is plenty to learn in HS . You just have to be paying attention to the right things . Think about what kids are liked and disliked in high school and how those kids act . A lot of those traits help you gage society later in life .

High school teaches you how to fit in with society, amirite?
High school teaches you how to fit in with society, amirite?
High school teaches you how to fit in with society, amirite?
@In what other situation in life will you find yourself grouped with 500 other people of the same age and economic...

Maybe that's what you learn. It's easier in Hs because despite you thinking you're so different than everyone , you're all so much alike . And the reason why you might find yourself displaced in Hs ( society ) is because you choose to concentrate on the differences . Maybe ?

High school teaches you how to fit in with society, amirite?
@Ouhenio That's a weird way of saying that you develop social skills at school.

Yeah , true but according to the person under me , you just jerk off for 4 years without learning any social skills and then graduate

If you're trapped on an island with someone you hate at least you have something to eat. amirite?

But so do they.

Getting nicknames on highschool must've been rare in the old days. amirite?

My nicknames were get-lost and we-hate-you

YoU cAn tYpE LiTerAlLy aNythiNg LiKe tHiS aNd iT sOunDs sArcaStic. amirite?
As we age happy dreams become rarer, amirite?

If you're talking about wet dreams, I didn't have my first one until I was like 25.