Shower and bathtub sex is the best, amirite?
Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?

today some black guy jumped out of his car and started walking at me...i nearly shit my pants

Guys: you can't wait until the moment when you propose, amirite?
@Puroboricua13 Is it weird that as a guy, I already have it all planned out? first shes going to go to a spa place all day, make...

your probly just gonna say fuck it when the time comes and just be like ayo lets get married and your gonna be at the gym

Pornstars must take the hugest dumps, amirite?
Some people use the argument, "If someone is old enough to serve our country, they should be able to drink a beer," to show they are in favor of lowering the drinking age. What should happen is, people under the age of 21 who are/have been in the army should be able to legally consume alcohol. Everyone else can wait until they're 21, amirite?

toddlers should be walking around with a 40oz amirite?

Name one proffesional cricket player...yea thought so. amirite?
Whenever there is any sort of competition in movies, the main character either comes in first, second, or last, or it's a tie for first, amirite?

you practically listed all the places they could possibly come in

Guilt is simply a useless emotion, amirite?

black people have no emotion

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

they are going to come in one day pour crumbs all over the place then shoot you in the face...sorry bud

You'll be committing suicide sometime this year to avoid the inevitable apocalypse that is December 21, 2012, amirite?

im tieng my noose right now actually

Love is like an orgasm, if you have to question it then you didn't have it, amirite?

i have orgasms while making love #truelove

The Norwegian bomber was a white Christian, so I guess that means we should have increased security checks at airports for anyone wearing a crucifix, should treat any Christian-looking person like a potential terrorist, and we should probably try to stop any churches from being built around where the attacks took place cos like, it would be as if we were celebrating. OH WAIT..amirite?

I hate black ppl....just sayin

There are so many things in life you are more scared of than death, amirite?
O.0. I bet you dont know which one is the number and whhich one is the letter, amirite?

wait im stumped.....
0.O....alright i no he answer

When you actually need your nail clipper you can never find it, amirite?

scissors is where its at