Zach (aka zrockband) was born in a log cabin in northern Canada sometime between Nirvana and Linkin Park. His young years were very uneventful, except for that one time he successfully saved the United States from several nuclear plant explosions. Yeah. At age seven, Zach decided to run away from all of his troubles in reality and join the circus. His dream of conquering the tight-rope was conquered at age eight and made into a three-part documentary entitled "Tight Ropes and High Hopes: The Story of zrockband." Eventually, Zach realized that his talents were only temporary as the clock struck midnight and he turned back into a puppet. At age ten, Zach became a real boy when he entered middle school and won the hearts of millions at the talent show. He not only walked the tight rope, but then successfully put out three seperate fires and got the girl of his dreams. His next few years were spent finding himself in movie production, singing songs about stupid products, and playing the drums. His talents got him three places: 1) An amazing Youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/zrockband?feature=mhum)
2) Winning a contest for Snuggies [He won $5000, a New York City trip, and 25 Snuggies] (http://www.snuggiefanclub.com/archives/category/news)
3) Being in a totally sexy band (http://www.youtube.com/user/JSTanthrSCNmusic)
And that brings us until now. Zach still has ways to go in life...finding love, getting a six pack, finishing that cheesesteak in the fridge...but until then, Zach has amirite. And Call of Duty. You can't forget Call of Duty. Aight, so that's about it. Goodbye, good simaritans.
^I may or may not have written that myself.
But hi, I'm Zach. I decided to sort the things I like into catagories:
MUSIC: Muse, Fall Out Boy, Just Another Scene (my band :P), the All-American Rejects, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, the Devil Wears Prada, A Day to Remember, old Linkin Park (before they sold out), All Time Low, blink-182, 3OH!3, Rise Against, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers Bon Jovi, Anberlin, Paramore, Mumford and Sons, Eminem, Drake, a just a little tiny bit of Beyonce.
MOVIES: Zombieland, School of Rock, Elf, Dark Knight, Inception, Paranormal Activity (and its sequel), Blair Witch Project, All Time Low: Straight to DVD, Talladega Nights, Rugrats movie, Grown Ups, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and the Social Network.
TV: Eh, not so much.
GAMES: 360, Black Ops, Dead Rising 2, Just Cause 2, Tony Hawk's Underground, Mario Kart, Super Mario Bros. 3, Halo: Reach, Dance Central, and Wario Ware: Smooth Moves (my first Wii game :D)
PEOPLE: Anyone who writes on my wall, saying their favorite band. I'll put you in my box thingy, like these sexy people VVV
RawwrImALion is the coolest cat in the litterbox.
Vex is my drummer buddy.
SOFTBALL8 is a baller.
This post deserves a homepage! http://www.amirite.net/520561
And that's about it. So hopefully you read all of that crap, because it took a while to make. But if you didn't, I won't blame you. I probably wouldn't either :D. So now I think I'm gonna go. Say hi to your mother for me, aight? So peace out and hopefully you have a nice day.