On a scale of quietest to loudest:
TV on maximum volume
Group of exited screaming teenage girls
"And while previous records have shown that having large numbers of children was fairly uncommon in the 21st century, the discovery of Facebook has proved differently. According to this record, it is not abnormal for individuals from this era to have 10, even 20 siblings. As many of these siblings have different last names, we can assume that polygamy was a common practice in the 21st century as well."
I get confused when people say 'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' when they're angry because I don't understand what large amounts of Fluorine have to do with rage.
Heheh, this post reminds me of someone my geography teacher had in class:
Teacher: So if you went to Africa, what would you expect to see?
Kid: Lots of African-Americans.
Teacher: There aren't any African-Americans in Africa.
Kid: Then what are you supposed to call them?
Yep. These are the same people who rant and rave about how the government is taking away their freedoms, and then turn around and try to take away the freedoms of anyone who isn't a heterosexual, Christian male.
"You know, Margret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now."
"Yes, yes we could."
"But let's not."
It's a THAAAAANKLESS job, but somebody's got to do it!
"Being a robot's great and all, but we don't have feelings and sometimes that makes me very sad." - Bender
Are you saying that the Sham-Wow was a...Scam-Wow?
puts on sunglasses
Meh, I prefer to associate myself with the type who came out of the womb fully grown and wearing a suit.
Or from personal experience, jay-walk-casually-across-the-street-not-noticing-the-car-heading-toward-you-then-make-them-slam-on-the-brakes-to-avoid-hitting-you-then-stop-once-they're-stopped-stare-at-them-urge-them-on-and-then-start-walking-again-as-soon-as-they-try-to-go.
"Taking a dump. Texxtttttt."
HARDCORE! face wash: Made with SCORPION EXTRACT and HYDROCHLORIC ACID! >:D
I think I'm going to start using these units of measurement now.
"Daddy, why is one of Santa's elves sitting on that street corner asking for change?"
"Well, it all started when this thing called the economy started going downhill..."