A_Harry_Potter_Fan

A better place: The first page of a Bing or Yahoo search.

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I prefer amirite notifications. I think they look a lot cooler then Facebook ones. Quick! Everyone love this comment so i can enjoy the tiny red circle of greatness!

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My birthday is 7/10. 2+2=4. HOLY CRAP THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!!!!!. . . I can to it too.

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Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

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lolol.

But in all seriousness this is related to something that grinds my gears: women want to be paid the same as men, right? But when a man is on a date with a woman, he's still expected to pay. So women would have just as much money and get everything bought for them. Pick one or the other, amirite?

inb4 I get voted down because of all the girls on here.

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The first sperm bank might of been sketchy also. "Hmmm what to do with my extra ****"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

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Using your logic, this post is stupid, stupid is drugs. So this post must be **** you

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errr, yea. buying...

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i have skin all over my body

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"Come on, it's not like stealing cereal from little kids," -Trix Rabbit

"I'll say!" - Chip the Cookie Crisp wolf (dog?)

"You think that's bad? Try PROTECTING the cereal FROM the kids," - Lucky the Leprechaun

"At least kids like eating your cereal..." -Raisin Bran guy

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A brunette guy, a red-head, and a blonde guy are eating lunch at work. The brunette opens his lunchbox to pizza and says "If I get pizza one more time, I'll kill myself!"
The red-head guy opens his lunchbox to a burrito and says "If I get one more burrito, I'll kill myself!"
The blonde guy opens his lunchbox to a ham sandwich and says "If I get ham one more time, I'll kill myself!"
The next day, they get the same stuff and kill themselves.
At their funeral, the brunette's wife, in tears, cried "Oh! I should have never packed pizza!"
The red-head's wife, in tears, cried "Oh! I should have never packed that burrito!"
The blonde's wife, perfectly calm, said "Don't look at me. He packs his own lunch."

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This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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You see that gentleman in a white van with children surrounding it? He is the ice cream man.

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I bet you can't fit 20 mentos in your mouth!

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Uh. No. How else are they supposed to non-chalantly show everyone their new iphones? HUH?

Yah, bet you didn't think about that.

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