100% Chances are at least one of your
grandparents smoked... amirite?
100% Putting words to good use is better than
putting them to bad use.
100% I don't know hun, maybe it has something
to do with the Nazi flag right behind
you?
100% You can not be happy until you are
willing to be what you are.
89% You are too smart to be taken in by the
media... amirite?
100% You can't make anyone love you. You just
have to reveal who you are and take your
chances.
100% Understanding happens on the way to
wisdom.
86% For want of a nail, a shoe was lost. For want of a shoe a horse was lost. For want...
100% If they can make penicillin out of
mouldy bread, they can sure make
something out of you.
75% My definition of "very fine
people" and "sons of
bitches" is not that...
74% You know the way you are...riight?
Would you ask yourself out?
Ladies, how soon after being with your
love interest did you allow that person
to see...
How would you like to get drunk with
Zonkey?
100% I don't know hun, maybe it has something
to do with the Nazi flag right behind
you?
86% A great golfer but you never liked Tiger
Woods the person... amirite?
100% Spy gadgets, weapons, blow up ****
dolls, and other things the CIA has
funded. After...
100% Weekend is almost here, here is some
relaxing music for you to enjoy
Ladies, how soon after being with your
love interest did you allow that person
to see...
100% Apple should run the country.
//For a complaint...all you have to do
is phone...
Please tell me, when you heard the man
in the back say "everyone
attack," did...
100% **Always look when your skin
tickles...you never know what insect
crawled out from...
🌱 A study found that two hours of
silence per day prompts cell development
in the...
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If Morgan Freeman narrated for me, every day would be the best day of my life.
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Truer words have never been spoken
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blink-182 sucks
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Ok. Let's get something straight.
Travis Barker is one of the best drummers in rock history. His patterns can impress the most skilled drummers. Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge not only switch off singing, sing harmonies, but they do it playing bass and guitar. The riffs are fast and hard, tons of people can't even TALK and play some of their riffs. Not to mention Travis survived a plane crash. He played some of the songs on his tour with ONE ARM. Plus, they're one of the few bands that have stayed together for more than 10 years. In NO way does blink-182 suck. I don't care if you like them or not, but they are in no way, shape, or form a bad band.
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I don't get it..?
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Anonymous
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WHY'D YOU READ IT IF YOU AREN'T SMART?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE?!?!?!
WHY AM I YELLING?
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*if this is really favvkes*
**** them bitches. Haters gonna hate, amirite?
I'm gonna miss your crazy cats and troll faces. :(
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For those of you who want to know more about why I left:
https://docs.google.com/documen...NWWZVu6H4/edit
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"Stacey?"
"Here."
"Joe?"
"Here."
"SupaKillaManSexyPlaya91?"
"Here."
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I always confuse them with the used. I like both of their songs, but they sound similar in my brain and therefore get jumbled... This is the sign of a not very great band. Just some fyi.
IF ANY OF YOU **** 'COOL STORY BRO'S ME, I'M GONNA BONE YOUR DOG.
YOU WILL COME HOME AND YOUR PET WILL HAVE NO BONES.
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wow, bitchin' rap ****!
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How are you going to talk about 2 Steves in one post......
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Well a joke is like 2 stories you know. The first bit makes you make an assumption about something, in this case the assumption you make is you think the post is about Steve Jobs. Now the second part of the joke, also known as 'the punchline', you notice that the assumption you made was erroneous, suddenly revealing a fact which was previously conceiled. So I was talking about both Steve from Apple, and the crocodile hunter.
No problem at all it's lovely to help.
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Even though I put my **** in a girl doesn't necessarily mean I own her too. Jk lol I do.
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Just because the blow up doll has female features, doesn't make it a girl.
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Awesome superpowers: Invulnerability, superspeed, teleportation, laserbeams, healing factor.
Incredibly lame superpowers: The ability to spawn squirrels, the ability to cook fish perfectly at will, the ability to solve simple math problems, the ability to spit abnormally long distances, the ability to look at people and make them shit their pants.
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Nope. The table flip emoticon is: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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And vote 'delicious' or 'atrocious'
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That was nice and alphabetical until "surveillance".
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rofl. lmao. lqtm. they exist.
...lshmsfoaidmt x)
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orangesocks
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Laughing so hard my sofa flipped over and I didn't mean to?
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Lois, I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.
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so if you're 75% Jesus, and you're 75% water, Jesus is 100% water. I DRINK 2 LITERS OF JESUS EVERY DAY. and I pee 1.5 liters of Jesus every day.
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That could be a cool phrase for saying you have to pee. "Brb. Gonna release Jesus."
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so if you're 75% Jesus, and you're 75% water, Jesus is 100% water. I DRINK 2 LITERS OF JESUS EVERY DAY. and I pee 1.5 liters of Jesus every day.
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I can't walk on water. Neither can kangaroos. Therefore I am a cantaloupe.
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yup
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.
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ARE YOU **** NEW!?
Reread my comment
"Yes, we are mammals, but that, in no way, makes us animals"
ANIMALS are mammals.
HUMANS can be mammals as well.
HUMANS are not animals, or else we would **** be called animals.
douche.
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Are trolls mammals?
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its frozen water
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The Beatles are sexist. There are no female Beatles. The Chinese are racist. There are no black Chinese people. Heterosexuality is sexist. It only allows you to have **** with the opposite gender.
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Don't you EVER insult punk rock like that!
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That or a pair of pants.
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Interestingly enough cars were pretty much the only thing in prehistoric times not powered by dinosaurs,if the Flintstones is anything to go by at least.
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