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After I watched Hocus Pocus, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “After I watched //Hocus// //Pocus//, I looked...

If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.

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JewishDoggy JewishDoggy

Way to piss all over the fun, Blindey.

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Kalopsia Kalopsia

In response to “Way to piss all over the fun, Blindey.

It's hard to tell what's a toilet and what's not when you're blind.

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TheBlindMan TheBlindMan

i want to rape the outta that love button

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “i want to rape the outta that love button

DAMN! Even the love button is getting some before me.
Freakin 7 billion people on the planet, meanwhile you're busy steaming it up with a love button. AND IT'S NOT EVEN CONSENSUAL!!

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

Do we get to choose what kind of scenery? I want to be graffiti on a wall. Everyone will drive by and be like "Wow, abstract art! It's so deep."
And then they'll get distracted and become scenery too. It's the circle of life.

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ihearandomusic ihearandomusic

If I were a girl, I would tell a guy to touch them, then blast Rick Astley and be all "LOL YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED" then leave.

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Anonymous

Hahah this reminds me of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody "Olive oil, virgin olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, olive oil with a questionable past... "

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Tweedledee Tweedledee

"I slept with your sister."

Not exactly related to his story, but sometimes you just have to get these things off your chest.

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ActionMan

He could always use On screen Keyboard. Someone should steal his internets.

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Kashish Kashish

In response to “He could always use On screen Keyboard...

Someone should steal his virginity.

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Anonymous

Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G?

****, I ain't want no green eggs and ham.
Move fo' I bust a cap in yo' head, Sam I Am.

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Shugah Shugah

Even though I put my **** in a girl doesn't necessarily mean I own her too. Jk lol I do.

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OFWGKTA OFWGKTA

In response to “Even though I put my **** in a girl doesn't...

Just because the blow up doll has female features, doesn't make it a girl.

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ActionMan

You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?

I read it twice on purpose because I'm a serious douche like that.

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Anonymous

What makes you lose your wall V-card? I don't follow

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aild3891

In response to “What makes you lose your wall V-card? I don't...

It's when you have nothing written on your amirite wall, and then some assertive mothertrucker comes along and leaves you your very first message without even having the decency to take you out to dinner beforehand.

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AwkwardMoments1 AwkwardMoments1

So I just make her sleep on the floor next to my bed.

Wait, we are talking about our dogs here, right?

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drhannah

In response to “So I just make her sleep on the floor next to...

Get that **** a dog house. Bitches love dog houses.

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Shugah Shugah

Adams really cool, except when he's a tool.
Eve can't swim in a pool, because she's just a fool.
But there is one rule, that is so cruel.
Do not eat the apple or you'll
be treated worse then stool.
But, Eve's a fool,
who broke the rule.
So they rode their mule,
right out of the school.

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DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “Adams really cool, except when he's a...

The funny thing is the apple wasn't even special, I just told them that because I was bored and I can.

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Anonymous

America should stop being the world's "police man", mind its own business (namely its failing economy, which many countries rely on) and leave people to sort out their issues by themselves, amirite?

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Anonymous

A similar yet fatal fate befell one of my friends. Someone was about to shoot him in the back of his head, and another person shouted "DUCK!" And then, my friend just started quacking.

Moral of the story: Proper, animal-free wording can save lives. Start today.

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FreeMustacheRides FreeMustacheRides

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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IamProbablyaNinja IamProbablyaNinja

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