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What exactly are the advantages of losing a toe ?

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submarinedisco submarinedisco

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You can fit into slightly smaller spaces than you could before.
You have a secret place to store something toe-sized.
It's easier to squeeze into smaller shoes if they don't have your size.
Fun thing to show off at parties.
If you drop something heavy there is a lower chance of it hitting your toes than there was before.
It will teach your other toes a lesson.
It's probably one of the easiest ways to find out whether your limbs grow back.
If you ever became a fictional villain from 300 years ago and needed a nickname, you could be "Nine-toes [first name]" or "[first name] Nine-toes"
You'll never bang it on something again.

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Sorry. We're all out of **' big ones. They seem to te extremely popular. How about a small one to match your **?

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Well I sure would hope the trophy that matches the size of my ** would be small (or even non-existant!), since I'm a girl. But since only the small ones are left, how about one about your ** size?

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Do you know how hard it is for me to get on this site? Let me break it down for you step by step:
1: I have to undo the straps and chains that hold me into a chair that sits in the middle of a windowless room in the mental institution I am currently residing in.
2: I have to avoid the red security lazers that are all over the room. If triggered, they send out a loud ear piercing alarm that will knock you unconscious. Yeah it's that agonizing.
3: Then I have to avoid the electrical lines across the door that if touched will electrify you.
4: Once outside I have to avoid the guards armed with tranquilizers that are strong enough to take out a horse
5: I also have to avoid the security cameras. If spotted five dogs that are trained to kill will be unleashed to me.
6: Once I reach the computer room, I have to knock out the person watching the computers and stuff her into the closet.
7: Then I'm free to do whatever I want on the internet.
I didn't do all that just to see a crappy POTD...

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Hectic_Glow Hectic_Glow

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Just yesterday, JUST FREAKIN' YESTERDAY, I replied to a comment JUST LIKE THIS with "reoccurring comment reoccurs." For this sharp piece of wit I received about thirty votes up, and this made me smile, both because my greatness was recognized and because the people of amirite? as a whole obviously agreed with me that this comment was getting old. I went about my life with a smile on my face.
THEN I SAW THIS!
You have shattered my illusion of a perfect world. You have broken my young heart. You, sir, are nothing less than a monster, and not in the energy drink or Lady Gaga fan definition. No, I am referring to the meaning where you are a hideous and ugly beast feared across all the land.
YES, ALL THE LAND!

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Having **** with an ugly person would be an eyesoregasm.

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Anonymous

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Having **** with a Winnie the Poo character is an Eeyoregasm.

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adiosToreador adiosToreador

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**** with a lion is a roargasm.

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RedBullOD RedBullOD

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**** with a talking lion is Rumbleroargasm

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Having **** in a rowboat should be called an oargasm.

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Norma Norma

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Having an orgasm when you have **** with a pig should be called a boargasm.

Or just bestiality...

(wary)

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Julian Julian

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Dare I say having multiple orgasms should be called a moregasm?

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BronySystem BronySystem

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Having **** with a golfer would be called a FORE!!gasm

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Dwight Dwight

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Having **** on the carpet should be called a floorgasm.

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Whacka Whacka

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I never read Harry potter, what is a horcrux? I see that word and I think "that poor ****..."

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Ross Ross

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A horcrux can be anything, like a football or a dolphin.

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albinostickman albinostickman

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Having **** on a camping trip gives you a s'moregasm

Having **** at the centre of the Earth should be called a coregasm

Having **** with a person that's not paying attention to you is an ignoregasm... and it's crippling emotionally.

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TYPO TYPO

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Having **** with Dora would be an exploregasm

oh and statutory rape.

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528491 528491

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**** with a screenname would give you Underscore_Gasms613.

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Captn_Awesome Captn_Awesome

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**** with a prostitute should be called a whoregasm.

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SchrodingersCat SchrodingersCat

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Having **** with a mushroom is a sporegasm.

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Anonymous

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Having **** with a mushroom is a sporegasm.

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Anonymous

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Having **** with a communist is a coldwargasm.

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im_good_nope_im_god im_good_nope_im_god

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more like a whoregasm

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alittleannoyed alittleannoyed

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damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "** with a ** could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.

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Ross Ross

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