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There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin


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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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I just fell over laughing. Thank you. You are truly amazing.

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goodtime goodtime

You know who the Hash-Slinging Slasher is, <strong>amirite?</strong>

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It's the slash bringing...sash ringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing...bringing the crash thinging...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! *eats hands*

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TheMollifiedMiss TheMollifiedMiss

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If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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If there was a comment of the day I'd pick yours.

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ravensrule ravensrule

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"Ankle sock, black and white stripes, size 6, lost partner in tragic washing machine accident, looking for a sexy stocking to fill the void"
I can see it happening

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No, its called Dating in the Dark because two people are shrunken to the size of a thumbtack, and are swallowed by an African-American person. They then go on a date.

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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...I just died.
Thank you, kind sir, for fulfilling my laughter requirements for the day. (y)

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Rainboots Rainboots

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Anthony must have an advertising deal with Hooters (d)

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Favvkes Favvkes

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"Anthony, if you make the POTD about our product, we are prepared to offer you a 30 second motorboat and 2 lap dances."

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runnerdude runnerdude

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When people mention freezing time, they imply that everything would freeze except, of course, the freezer. What they don't seem to realize is that if EVERYTHING else is frozen, that includes air molecules. If this happened, we would reach absolute zero and everything would die, including the freezer. This in turn may create some kind of paradox, because for things to die they need to change, which they cannot do because they're timeless, and cannot be unfrozen because the freezer is dead.

I mean, yeah. That would be cool.

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I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

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Synesthesia Synesthesia

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No, that's me.

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SpelingChampien SpelingChampien

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No this is Patrick.

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