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This can be a great motivational quote. "When the going gets tough, at least your left hand isn't a potato."

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Notes:
1. Be as hot as Ryan Gosling.
2. Get any chick.

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I remember the first time I looked up **... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch ** at least 3 times a week now.

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Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them.
Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

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(hmm) I actually thought the weirdest thing ever would be to your coming home and finding a well-dressed man eating cereal at your dining room table. He then stood up and greeted you with a warm handshake and the instruction to call him Captain. Captain then led you upstairs and showed you a door you'd never noticed before, conveniently located just down the hall through the bathroom. You followed Captain through the door and found yourself crawling through the ventilation system of the local supermarket. Captain then handed you five dollars and apologized for eating all your cereal, saying that you should now go and buy yourself some more while he finished up something important.
You bought the cereal and began looking around for the vent you had previously exited through, but found that it was gone. You felt a tap on your shoulder and turned to see Captain holding a guava. He took you by the hand (the one without the plastic bag containing the cereal) and repeated the cardinal directions three times. You looked around and found that you were standing on the marble inlay of a compass on floor of the lobby of your local museum. Captain expertly tossed the guava so that it hit th...

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...e security guard on the head, knocking him unconscious. He then thanked you for all your help and gave you another five dollars for the bus ride home. He stepped into the nearby coat closet and vanished, taking your plastic shopping bag with him.

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so if you're 75% Jesus, and you're 75% water, Jesus is 100% water. I DRINK 2 LITERS OF JESUS EVERY DAY. and I pee 1.5 liters of Jesus every day.

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Favvkes Favvkes

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That could be a cool phrase for saying you have to pee. "Brb. Gonna release Jesus."

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I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

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How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

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( hello ) = (hello)
( un ) = (un)
( angry ) = (angry)
( lolwut) = (lolwut)
( ono ) = (ono)
( goo ) = (goo)
( yum ) = (yum)
( frown ) = (frown)
( d ) = (d)
( smirk ) = (smirk)
( wary ) = (wary)
( no ) = (no)
( hmm ) = (hmm)
( hehe ) = (hehe)
( cool ) = (cool)
( l ) = (l)
( Y ) = (y)
( n ) = (n)
( love ) = (love)
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

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And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

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