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Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?

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@1087403

My car Is smarter!

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@1087628

It was a malfunction.

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@1087656

I remember the 80's. There was some great music

Anonymous 0Reply

Some women would rather use the electric cars. If you get what I'm sayin'.

This logic is flawed. Have you seen how small Asians' cars are?

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +68Reply
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@1087459

Well then you should look into it. d smilie

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@1087751

I like emoticons hello smilie

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awkward... my dad has a hummer...... ew

@Megatronxx awkward... my dad has a hummer...... ew

well.... I mean... if you're here.... then I guess it can't be THAT bad of a problem....

I have now acquired a fear of clowns >_<

I want this bumper sticker!

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +38Reply

My dad collects little toy cars. Does this mean... D: Ew.

My mom's boyfriend recently bought this huge-ass hummer.
He has been so cocky about it. He almost ran over a dude crossing the road just so he could act "cool"

Anonymous +25Reply
@ladygagamonster Haha, cocky.

What would we do without penis humour.

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@1087578

The humorus is in the arm...

ultispys avatar ultispy Yeah You Are +57Reply
@ultispy The humorus is in the arm...

I get what you're saying but do you mean the "humerus"?

@1087578

The humerus is in the arm, and it's spelled humerus (I'm pretty sure).

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@1087748

No need to be so sternum.

Anonymous +7Reply

My dad has 3 cars of varying sizes. Does that mean he has three dicks that are all different lengths?

But what about the people who drive monster trucks? Or tank operators?

Oh shit...

Moped hello smilie

Galileos avatar Galileo Yeah You Are +12Reply

So if my new boyfriend drives a limo...hold on, I need to make a phonecall.

I drive a segway

Spinksys avatar Spinksy Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Spinksy I drive a segway

Yeah, but if you drive one, no matter how big your dick is, you're still not getting laid.

fuustoleits avatar fuustoleit Yeah You Are +22Reply

Penis.

Iwannafingeryous avatar Iwannafingeryou Yeah You Are +11Reply
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@1087883

pics or it didnt happen

@1087883

So Jesus drives a monster-semi-truck and has a large penis.
...I'm not sure how to react to that.

I can't wait to say this to the douchebags on campus who drive Hummers and the like.
Porshes work too.

fuustoleits avatar fuustoleit Yeah You Are +8Reply
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@1088473

Not necessarily, but your dad probably thinks you do, so he bought it for you so you could get chicks.

I'm sorry about the car, cause chicks will love it more than they'll ever love you, a sad, sad truth.

fuustoleits avatar fuustoleit Yeah You Are +15Reply
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@1089031

Well, it's very very manly of you to admit it.
Besides, girls care more about girth than length...

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@1089111

Whatever's cool.

fuustoleits avatar fuustoleit Yeah You Are +1Reply

3/4 of the men in my family drive a truck and a small car...paradox or middle ground?

Anonymous +8Reply

Guys, I ride an elephant to school

Anonymous +7Reply

I drive a horse.

@SemiColin I drive a horse.

Your sexual partner has disconnected.

Anonymous +32Reply
@jamesbailey I'm on a horse.

I'm riding a horse backwards.

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@1089494

I'm getting my fingers surgically seperated from eachother, care to guess what happened?

I'm a clown. I drive a miniature clown bike... hello smilie

Wow, I think this is the 5th time I've seen a POTD by BreakfastFan

Alexuss avatar Alexus Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Alexus Wow, I think this is the 5th time I've seen a POTD by BreakfastFan

Maybe it's because his posts are good!

Nah, that can't be it.

I'm not saying you're gay if you don't drive a Hummer, but if you don't, you probably like to pleasure other men.

I drive an automobile.

hahahaha

Anonymous +1Reply

i drive a prius, more miles per gallon.

Anonymous +1Reply
@i drive a prius, more miles per gallon.

The plural of prius is prii.

Anonymous +19Reply
@The plural of prius is prii.

I bet you I'll have to type that in a few seconds.

Anonymous +2Reply

I guess guys with those tiny smart cars...have something to be proud of. XD

Hahahaha YES

@Hazlett Hahahaha YES

Nice Penis. Sorry about the STD

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +74Reply
@Dwight Nice Penis. Sorry about the STD

Nice STD. Sorry about the pregnancy.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +53Reply
@Simon Nice STD. Sorry about the pregnancy.

Nice pregnancy. Sorry about Child Care.

MonkeyBubbleWraps avatar MonkeyBubbleWrap Yeah You Are +46Reply
@MonkeyBubbleWrap Nice pregnancy. Sorry about Child Care.

Nice Child Care. Sorry about the crazed baby-killed maniac, and the price of a child's funeral nowadays.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +45Reply
@MonkeyBubbleWrap Nice funeral bill, sorry about the divorce.

Nice divorce. Sorry about you losing the house and car because the judge was a woman and sided with your wife.

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@1088202

Nice attempt. Sorry it didn't get any votes up.

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@1088242

Nice sarcasm. Sorry about the down vote.

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@1087419

DON'T CLICK THIS

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@DON'T CLICK THIS

hm... agreed. Has nothing to do with it. Good thing I barely saw it.

Anonymous 0Reply

hahahaha nice one. :)

I drive a durango :(

Richards avatar Richard Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Richard I drive a durango :(

Sorry about your penis, then.

Anonymous +17Reply
@Sorry about your penis, then.

No need to be anonymous. I'm aware of my baby sized penis.

Richards avatar Richard Yeah You Are +17Reply
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@1088717

Dang, you've seen the videos?

Richards avatar Richard Yeah You Are +8Reply

If someone somehow managed to drive a penis, then what?

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@1088696

...Yeah, I got nothin'

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@1089089

Hummer owner detected

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@1090007

Your courage and positive attitude have lifted my spirits! Thank you strange person. I will be forever in your debt...for something of equal or lesser value...

When I first read this post, I was friends with this guy who owned a Hummer and I always wondered if this was true. Just recently, things happened between me and him. Let me just say...YYA

BRILLIANT!!

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are -3Reply

implying everyone who drives a hummer has a small dick

Anonymous -8Reply

Not gonna lie, this took me a while to understand. lol

Taylorrr124s avatar Taylorrr124 Yeah You Are -10Reply

@391243: your penis is probably small.

@dangerwildmann @391243: your penis is probably small.

Yours is smaller. Yours is so small, you could fuck a cheerio!

@Ross Yours is smaller. Yours is so small, you could fuck a cheerio!

Boo Ross... I thought you were a little more creative than that. Like, "Your penis is so small, you have to do it doggie with an ant" or or "Your penis is so small, girls use it as a tooth pick" or SOMETHING. That was weak, bro-deo. Bro-ss. Bro-ssman due. Take that weak shit home!

i dont get it

Anonymous -14Reply
@i dont get it

it's because when guys have big cars it's usually to make up for something they're lacking

@i dont get it

same here :/

Anonymous -15Reply

At first I thought this was about Justin Bieber.

ladygagamonsters avatar ladygagamonster Yeah You Are -33Reply
@Girls don't have penises.

(Super troll): They don't!?

Anonymous +3Reply
@(Super troll): They don't!?

everyone knows that their balls are INSIDE the vagina.

duh...

oh, hey wait a minute!!

@ladygagamonster At first I thought this was about Justin Bieber.

At first I thought you were fun- oh. Just kidding. You were never funny, I must have mistaken you for someone with a life.

@libbby213 At first I thought you were fun- oh. Just kidding. You were never funny, I must have mistaken you for someone with...

I'm actually a fan of Justin's. You can accuse me of that, even though you dont know me.

ladygagamonsters avatar ladygagamonster Yeah You Are +1Reply

What a STUPID POTD :[

Anonymous -49Reply
@What a STUPID POTD :[

What a STUPID COMMENT :[

@Norma What a STUPID COMMENT :[

What a STUPID name :[

Anonymous -40Reply
@Response**

What is this fuckery?

Anonymous +29Reply
@WolfeDeWary What a STUPID responce

What a STUPID way to make a comment on this post.

Anonymous -33Reply
@WolfeDeWary What a STUPID reason to reply

What a STUPID response to keep the conversation going.

Anonymous -25Reply
@What a STUPID response to keep the conversation going.

What a STUPID response response to keep this conversation going

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +43Reply
@WolfeDeWary What a STUPID way to end a conversation

What a STUPID fail at trying to end this

ultispys avatar ultispy Yeah You Are +31Reply
@WolfeDeWary What a STUPID attempt to carry it on

What a STUPID way to try to carry it on even further

@WolfeDeWary What a STUPID person i am

WHAT A STUPID COMBO BREAKER!

midnightcookiess avatar midnightcookies Yeah You Are +54Reply
@midnightcookies WHAT A STUPID COMBO BREAKER!

That wasn't exactly a combo breaker, as it started in "What a stupid--"
I broke it, bitch.

Anonymous +67Reply

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a joke about the recent decrease in virility among men that has been linked to pollution?

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Anonymous +98Reply
@myprofile The smaller your car the bigger your penis?

Oh, I was wondering why I am only able to drive golf carts! It must be anatomically impossible for me to drive anything else!

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@1087567

i didnt know polar bears could drive.

@myprofile The smaller your car the bigger your penis?

(myprofile):I was about to comment about the size of my car. Then I remembered I'm a girl...

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@1088246

Are you sure about that?

@myprofile The smaller your car the bigger your penis?

If a smaller car equals a bigger dick, then do little kids who ride in those very small play cars have huge dicks? Or is the size of your body factored in?

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +36Reply
@To dumb it down for you. Usually the bigger your car, the smaller your dick.

Nice monster-truck. Sorry about your... wait... where the hell did it go?

@open_mind_open_soul Does this mean all girls should drive monster-trucks/

Does this mean all girls who drive smart cars have large penises? No, because I didn't say that monster truck drivers were girls. I just said that monster truck drivers have microscopic penises, which isn't the same as non-existent.

that joke got so old after...oh wait it was never funny

Anonymous -94Reply

ALLLLL the women don't get it! XDDD

Operator_Xs avatar Operator_X Yeah You Are -160Reply
@Operator_X ALLLLL the women don't get it! XDDD

Wtf? Are you dumb. Yes we get it

Anonymous +160Reply
@Wtf? Are you dumb. Yes we get it

i like that the same number is up on your comment as is down on his

Anonymous +43Reply
@Operator_X ALLLLL the women don't get it! XDDD

Uhh i'm a girl and i LOL'ed when i read this!

@youreXallXcrazy Uhh i'm a girl and i LOL'ed when i read this!

Ignore that kid he's probably about twelve and doesn't know what it is

Spinksys avatar Spinksy Yeah You Are +18Reply
@youreXallXcrazy Uhh i'm a girl and i LOL'ed when i read this!

It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy

Operator_Xs avatar Operator_X Yeah You Are -85Reply
@Operator_X It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy

If we don't understand it, stop asking us to suck it on the first date.

Anonymous +144Reply
@If we don't understand it, stop asking us to suck it on the first date.

Now THAT'S not right. Not all men are like that.

Operator_Xs avatar Operator_X Yeah You Are -41Reply
@Operator_X Now THAT'S not right. Not all men are like that.

And not all women are incompetent enough to misunderstand a "big car = tiny penis" joke.

Anonymous +64Reply
@And not all women are incompetent enough to misunderstand a "big car = tiny penis" joke.

Well, it's a very little known joke to all the women I meet. I wasn't implying that it was just the women on here. I was referring to all the women I know.

Operator_Xs avatar Operator_X Yeah You Are -49Reply
@Operator_X It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy

hey, I wouldn't be saying anything while half of the male population can't seem to find the G-spot or the clit.

just pointing that out there....

@Operator_X It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy

I think we all know what a penis is. It's really not that big of a mystery.

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