My car Is smarter!
It was a malfunction.
I remember the 80's. There was some great music
Some women would rather use the electric cars. If you get what I'm sayin'.
This logic is flawed. Have you seen how small Asians' cars are?
Well then you should look into it.
I like emoticons
awkward... my dad has a hummer...... ew
well.... I mean... if you're here.... then I guess it can't be THAT bad of a problem....
Adoption is an option.
That rhymes so it automatically means it's true
Well, the ground is pretty big...
I have now acquired a fear of clowns >_<
I want this bumper sticker!
My dad collects little toy cars. Does this mean... D: Ew.
he mightr have a huge dick
O.o I thought this said hammer for a minute there
My mom's boyfriend recently bought this huge-ass hummer.
He has been so cocky about it. He almost ran over a dude crossing the road just so he could act "cool"
What would we do without penis humour.
The humorus is in the arm...
I get what you're saying but do you mean the "humerus"?
The humerus is in the arm, and it's spelled humerus (I'm pretty sure).
No need to be so sternum.
tell him this isn't a video game you can't jhust run people over
My dad has 3 cars of varying sizes. Does that mean he has three dicks that are all different lengths?
Yes,yes it does. Are you proud?
I refuse to give it any further thought.
But what about the people who drive monster trucks? Or tank operators?
So if my new boyfriend drives a limo...hold on, I need to make a phonecall.
I drive a segway
Yeah, but if you drive one, no matter how big your dick is, you're still not getting laid.
pics or it didnt happen
So Jesus drives a monster-semi-truck and has a large penis.
...I'm not sure how to react to that.
I can't wait to say this to the douchebags on campus who drive Hummers and the like.
Porshes work too.
Not necessarily, but your dad probably thinks you do, so he bought it for you so you could get chicks.
I'm sorry about the car, cause chicks will love it more than they'll ever love you, a sad, sad truth.
Well, it's very very manly of you to admit it.
Besides, girls care more about girth than length...
3/4 of the men in my family drive a truck and a small car...paradox or middle ground?
Guys, I ride an elephant to school
I drive a horse.
Your sexual partner has disconnected.
I'm on a horse.
I'm riding a horse backwards.
I'm getting my fingers surgically seperated from eachother, care to guess what happened?
I'm a clown. I drive a miniature clown bike...
Wow, I think this is the 5th time I've seen a POTD by BreakfastFan
Only the 5th? Welcome to amirite, newcomer
Maybe it's because his posts are good!
Nah, that can't be it.
I'm not saying you're gay if you don't drive a Hummer, but if you don't, you probably like to pleasure other men.
I drive an automobile.
i drive a prius, more miles per gallon.
The plural of prius is prii.
I bet you I'll have to type that in a few seconds.
I guess guys with those tiny smart cars...have something to be proud of. XD
Nice Penis. Sorry about the STD
Nice STD. Sorry about the pregnancy.
Nice pregnancy. Sorry about Child Care.
Nice Child Care. Sorry about the crazed baby-killed maniac, and the price of a child's funeral nowadays.
Nice funeral bill, sorry about the divorce.
Nice divorce. Sorry about you losing the house and car because the judge was a woman and sided with your wife.
Nice chain. Sorry about the c-c-c-combo breaker!
Nice attempt. Sorry it didn't get any votes up.
Nice sarcasm. Sorry about the down vote.
DON'T CLICK THIS
hm... agreed. Has nothing to do with it. Good thing I barely saw it.
hahahaha nice one. :)
I drive a durango :(
Sorry about your penis, then.
No need to be anonymous. I'm aware of my baby sized penis.
Dang, you've seen the videos?
If someone somehow managed to drive a penis, then what?
...Yeah, I got nothin'
Hummer owner detected
Your courage and positive attitude have lifted my spirits! Thank you strange person. I will be forever in your debt...for something of equal or lesser value...
Nice job getting off topic. Now the chain won't restart
Nice chain restarting. Sorry it worked.
When I first read this post, I was friends with this guy who owned a Hummer and I always wondered if this was true. Just recently, things happened between me and him. Let me just say...YYA
implying everyone who drives a hummer has a small dick
implying everyone who drives a hummer has a small dick
Not gonna lie, this took me a while to understand. lol
@391243: your penis is probably small.
Yours is smaller. Yours is so small, you could fuck a cheerio!
Boo Ross... I thought you were a little more creative than that. Like, "Your penis is so small, you have to do it doggie with an ant" or or "Your penis is so small, girls use it as a tooth pick" or SOMETHING. That was weak, bro-deo. Bro-ss. Bro-ssman due. Take that weak shit home!
i dont get it
it's because when guys have big cars it's usually to make up for something they're lacking
same here :/
At first I thought this was about Justin Bieber.
Girls don't have penises.
(Super troll): They don't!?
everyone knows that their balls are INSIDE the vagina.
oh, hey wait a minute!!
More like super gay
Why would it be about Justin Bieber?
At first I thought you were fun- oh. Just kidding. You were never funny, I must have mistaken you for someone with a life.
I'm actually a fan of Justin's. You can accuse me of that, even though you dont know me.
What a STUPID POTD :[
What a STUPID COMMENT :[
What a STUPID name :[
What a STUPID responce
What is this fuckery?
What a STUPID way to make a comment on this post.
What a STUPID reason to reply
What a STUPID response to keep the conversation going.
What a STUPID response response to keep this conversation going
What a STUPID way to end a conversation
What a STUPID fail at trying to end this
What a STUPID attempt to carry it on
What a STUPID way to try to carry it on even further
What a STUPID person i am
WHAT A STUPID COMBO BREAKER!
That wasn't exactly a combo breaker, as it started in "What a stupid--"
I broke it, bitch.
One: you're doing it wrong! Two:It's over so you failed.
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a joke about the recent decrease in virility among men that has been linked to pollution?
To dumb it down for you. Usually the bigger your car, the smaller your dick.
The smaller your car the bigger your penis?
Oh, I was wondering why I am only able to drive golf carts! It must be anatomically impossible for me to drive anything else!
I drive a smart car. Those are just a bit smaller than golf carts
i didnt know polar bears could drive.
(myprofile):I was about to comment about the size of my car. Then I remembered I'm a girl...
Are you sure about that?
If a smaller car equals a bigger dick, then do little kids who ride in those very small play cars have huge dicks? Or is the size of your body factored in?
Nice monster-truck. Sorry about your... wait... where the hell did it go?
Does this mean all girls should drive monster-trucks/
Does this mean all girls who drive smart cars have large penises? No, because I didn't say that monster truck drivers were girls. I just said that monster truck drivers have microscopic penises, which isn't the same as non-existent.
...It was a joke.
I'm a monster truck driver, and what is this?
Oh haha, thanks.
that joke got so old after...oh wait it was never funny
I GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE RICH?
ALLLLL the women don't get it! XDDD
Wtf? Are you dumb. Yes we get it
i like that the same number is up on your comment as is down on his
Uhh i'm a girl and i LOL'ed when i read this!
Ignore that kid he's probably about twelve and doesn't know what it is
It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy
If we don't understand it, stop asking us to suck it on the first date.
Now THAT'S not right. Not all men are like that.
And not all women are incompetent enough to misunderstand a "big car = tiny penis" joke.
Well, it's a very little known joke to all the women I meet. I wasn't implying that it was just the women on here. I was referring to all the women I know.
You must know some stupid ass women.
Whats a penis :D?
hey, I wouldn't be saying anything while half of the male population can't seem to find the G-spot or the clit.
just pointing that out there....
I think we all know what a penis is. It's really not that big of a mystery.