Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

Teacher: Timmy, if you had $20 and asked your dad for $10, how much would you have? Timmy: $20 Teacher: You don't know your maths! Timmy: You don't know my dad!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If Timmy had asked Dinkleberg he would've gotten it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Straight from facebook.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that was either clever wording or incredibly awkward wording

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its a joke about the meth commercials.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wish my calculus teacher would give me a problem that easy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AP test next Wednesday... :[

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Yup yup, I just paid $20 to get a 1 :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It only costs you $20?!? It costs $87, per test, where I'm from and I'm taking 3!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh yeah, cause i'm on free and reduced lunch, the test fee is cut for my tests. I'm of a lower socioeconomic level than you (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It costs $100 USD where I am (Washington state). I know someone who took 14 AP tests last year o_O. Last year it was *only* $85 though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That sucks my school pays for them @1200817 (Chauncy Pickles): Are you taking AB or BC?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am taking AB, and our school board is covering most of the AP costs, so we only have to pay $25 for the AP tests. I am also taking English Literature & Composition the following day. My calc teacher is seriously stressing out about the AP exam.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i thought this was heading down the racist joke path...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought it was heading down a the dirty joke path. Various images in my head as I started reading "randomly purchasing 32 watermelons..."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons, 12 cucumbers, and 100 tubes of lube.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on meth it is, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That tops the post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NOTHING TOPS POST OF THE DAY DAMMIT!... except...maybe... post of the year. But that's just a maybe.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know something, I actually think a post of the year would be a pretty awesome feature. Only, the acronym would be POTY.... I don't even need to tell you why that's awkward.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD already sounds like party, though, so.... http://www.amirite.net/429970

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not "party" I'm talking about. It's "potty", dude. Just one more piece of ammo for the trolls (The post is shit. Guess that's why it's in the POTY! lololololololololol)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, no. I know what you were saying. I was just adding the fact that POTD sounds like party. So, we'd have a party and a potty...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, gotcha. Well, if we're at a party, we'll definitely need a potty. Especially after some dumbass invited Ke$ha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Uh... Well, that's exactly what I was getting at, only I used a pun... But if you think that saying pretty much the same exact thing tops it, then, sure, whatever floats your boat, man.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where was the pun?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, in case you're serious (sarcasm doesn't translate well on the intertubes) it's a play on words because math sounds like meth, like those ads that say "____ isn't normal, but on meth it is". I'm making fun of those classic, yet stupid sort of math problems where children somehow are carrying buckets with several gallons of water in each hand or (as the example I went with) purchase ridiculous amounts of food. It kinda irks me that some guy said exactly what the pun was getting at, yet gets a huge amount of +1 votes, some loves and a reply with a positive score saying that it "tops" my post, but it is what it is, I guess.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was a serious question. I've never seen those ads (perhaps I'm too over protected) so I didn't really understand the 'pun' part, so thanks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No need to get 'irked'. I just made a comment on your post pointing out the pun, and it got a few likes. Your post got POTD with over a thousand likes. Who cares if ONE person says that it tops your post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

True, true. I do pick at the little things too much sometimes. Thanks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's what the post was referring to XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why Would anyone not eat all of their watermelon?! WATERMELON IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I here it goes great with chicken and waffles

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hear*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, 17 is an odd number...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL U PUNNY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i've never actually seen one of those kind of problems in my math textbook

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What I would give for those type of questions. Calculus isn't very fun when you do questions on the assumption that there are are imaginary numbers (i squared = -1). I mean it might as well be an imaginary answer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate imaginary numbers. Who decided we needed to take the square root of a negative anyway?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly, I asked my teacher the point of solving those equations and she said "we would like to see the answer if such numbers existed" WTF?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Apparently you've never organized a black family reunion.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

y u so racist fo'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

except for the eating only 17 part.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I did say "randomly" XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Teacher: If you had 10 apples in one hand and 7 in the other, how many would you have? Student: Fucking huge hands

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Teacher: If you drink 7 glasses of water and sally has 5 glasses of water more than twice the number of you than what did sally have? Student: a really full bladder?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow.. that was so not funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well it was worth a try right?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Math; not even once

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/291933

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get it, either im stupid orrrr.... idk!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're stupid. Read the comments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes!! Number 2000. Thought I'd share. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago