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Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?

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Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on meth it is, amirite?

@GabbyGirlie815 That tops the post.

Uh... Well, that's exactly what I was getting at, only I used a pun... But if you think that saying pretty much the same exact thing tops it, then, sure, whatever floats your boat, man.

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@Vepix Where was the pun?

Well, in case you're serious (sarcasm doesn't translate well on the intertubes) it's a play on words because math sounds like meth, like those ads that say "____ isn't normal, but on meth it is". I'm making fun of those classic, yet stupid sort of math problems where children somehow are carrying buckets with several gallons of water in each hand or (as the example I went with) purchase ridiculous amounts of food. It kinda irks me that some guy said exactly what the pun was getting at, yet gets a huge amount of +1 votes, some loves and a reply with a positive score saying that it "tops" my post, but it is what it is, I guess.

MrRites avatar MrRite Yeah You Are +8Reply
@MrRite Well, in case you're serious (sarcasm doesn't translate well on the intertubes) it's a play on words because math...

No need to get 'irked'. I just made a comment on your post pointing out the pun, and it got a few likes. Your post got POTD with over a thousand likes. Who cares if ONE person says that it tops your post.

@MrRite Well, in case you're serious (sarcasm doesn't translate well on the intertubes) it's a play on words because math...

That was a serious question. I've never seen those ads (perhaps I'm too over protected) so I didn't really understand the 'pun' part, so thanks.

@GabbyGirlie815 That tops the post.

NOTHING TOPS POST OF THE DAY DAMMIT!... except...maybe... post of the year. But that's just a maybe.

@Lighten_Up NOTHING TOPS POST OF THE DAY DAMMIT!... except...maybe... post of the year. But that's just a maybe.

You know something, I actually think a post of the year would be a pretty awesome feature. Only, the acronym would be POTY.... I don't even need to tell you why that's awkward.

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@bluegoddess POTD already sounds like party, though, so.... http://www.amirite.net/429970

It's not "party" I'm talking about. It's "potty", dude. Just one more piece of ammo for the trolls (The post is shit. Guess that's why it's in the POTY! lololololololololol)

MrRites avatar MrRite Yeah You Are +1Reply
@MrRite It's not "party" I'm talking about. It's "potty", dude. Just one more piece of ammo for the trolls (The post is...

No, no. I know what you were saying. I was just adding the fact that POTD sounds like party. So, we'd have a party and a potty...

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@bluegoddess No, no. I know what you were saying. I was just adding the fact that POTD sounds like party. So, we'd have a party...

Oh, gotcha. Well, if we're at a party, we'll definitely need a potty. Especially after some dumbass invited Ke$ha.

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@1200767

Big ass pockets. Unless it's in hundreds.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Blearslyrarer Big ass pockets. Unless it's in hundreds.

@1200835 (Bearslayer):
I love both of those answers =)

@1200767

I would say two credit cards

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@1200910

I think there needs to be a combination of both.

Like I said on uservoice, give users a POTD button (similar to the HP button). This POTD button would only appear on homepaged posts and users could only use it 3 times a day. Then, the admins can choose from posts that have a high POTD vote.

It's democracy with an executive branch final decision.

@DanielJames I think there needs to be a combination of both. Like I said on uservoice, give users a POTD button (similar to...

Also, I think it's important that a brand new feature be created (a POTD button) instead of simply using favorites. People favorite posts because they individually enjoy them, not because they think the post will be universally enjoyed.

@1200910

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

@1200910

If Morgan Freeman picked the POTD, nobody would complain. Especially if you could play it in his voice.

@1200910

wait, people aren't complaining. unless you deleted those comments. in which case this comment serves no use

@1200910

The you?

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@1200910

My reply to this has already been written quite well (by myself) here:

http://www.amirite.net/567236

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@1200910

My two cents is that I much prefer the old system. The most favourited of the day is always easily accessible, so I've already seen it. When the admins choose it, there's a good chance I haven't seen it, or haven't seen it in a while. It makes the website more fresh.

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@1202800

Thanks for responding. It's nice to know if I ever have an issue it will be listened to.

I wish my calculus teacher would give me a problem that easy

@Shadi AP test next Wednesday... :[

(Chauncy Pickles): Yup yup, I just paid $20 to get a 1 :(

@Shekilled (Chauncy Pickles): Yup yup, I just paid $20 to get a 1 :(

It only costs you $20?!? It costs $87, per test, where I'm from and I'm taking 3!

@TwinkleToes It only costs you $20?!? It costs $87, per test, where I'm from and I'm taking 3!

Oh yeah, cause i'm on free and reduced lunch, the test fee is cut for my tests.
I'm of a lower socioeconomic level than you (:

@TwinkleToes It only costs you $20?!? It costs $87, per test, where I'm from and I'm taking 3!

It costs $100 USD where I am (Washington state). I know someone who took 14 AP tests last year o_O. Last year it was only $85 though.

@Shadi AP test next Wednesday... :[

That sucks my school pays for them
@1200817 (Chauncy Pickles): Are you taking AB or BC?

@Alpha_Descartes That sucks my school pays for them @1200817 (Chauncy Pickles): Are you taking AB or BC?

I am taking AB, and our school board is covering most of the AP costs, so we only have to pay $25 for the AP tests. I am also taking English Literature & Composition the following day.

My calc teacher is seriously stressing out about the AP exam.

i thought this was heading down the racist joke path...

@El_Duderino i thought this was heading down the racist joke path...

I thought it was heading down a the dirty joke path. Various images in my head as I started reading "randomly purchasing 32 watermelons..."

that was either clever wording or incredibly awkward wording

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Why Would anyone not eat all of their watermelon?! WATERMELON IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@1200764

Man I usually find you funny, but that's just racist.

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@1200849

I must be black on the inside.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Montana I must be black on the inside.

That's what smoking will do to you.

Anonymous +4Reply

Math; not even once

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@1200762

inb4 "Wow so this is what the admins of this website are like. Crazy."

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@1200868

Zelda, is that you?

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@1200891

Hahahaa, wtf I've honestly never seen that comment. But it's not like anything on this site hasn't been posted at least twice before. And it's not like others haven't bashed people's comments.

@1200868

Im pretty sure it was deleted, because even the one I posted a few months ago wasn't original. There plenty of posts like this. 1 being http://www.amirite.net/149062. If you take some time to search, you'll find more.

What I would give for those type of questions. Calculus isn't very fun when you do questions on the assumption that there are are imaginary numbers (i squared = -1). I mean it might as well be an imaginary answer.

@open_mind_open_soul I hate imaginary numbers. Who decided we needed to take the square root of a negative anyway?

Exactly, I asked my teacher the point of solving those equations and she said "we would like to see the answer if such numbers existed" WTF?

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@1202213

Haha your username is StealthApple so this comment is perfect.

i've never actually seen one of those kind of problems in my math textbook

Yes!!

Number 2000. Thought I'd share. (:

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@1200771

wow that one was worded way better.

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@1200776

@1200775 (TalkingRice): @1200776 (kahleekat):

L2meme

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@1200819

Yeah they're sort of different, but not different enough. That was already POTD so I did not understand the point of this being the POTD as well. I realise it's not Anthony's fault as it is a democratic POTD, just saying.
(I accidentally went anonymous on the top comment for some reason).

@1200771

Worded way better. "On math"?

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@Worded way better. "On math"?

inb4 "I don't get it".
Here's your explanation: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/x...-on-meth-it-is --Anthony

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@Worded way better. "On math"?

"Irregardless", I like this one better.

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@1200792

ROTD sounds more like an STD.

SchrodingersCats avatar SchrodingersCat Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@1202804

FUCK. I HAD A FUCKING MINDGASM WHEN I READ THE NOTIFICATION: "Anthony replied to a comment you made on a post." THEN I READ IT AND I REALIZED I WAS WROOOOOONG.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

i don't get it, either im stupid orrrr.... idk!

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