Once our class thought it'd be funny to all click our pens, so the teacher threw all his pens and pencils at us as hard as he could and goes IS IT FUNNY NOW??? Granted it wasn't funny after that
I thought that it was funny after that...
And then when you click it the last time, you look like a douche who's just trying to get one last click in to piss off the teacher.
That's the point
We need to go back to dip quills.
I brought one to school once and they sent me to the office because it was a "weapon" :|
You got a watch out. Do you know how many students die each year from being stabbed by quills, It's not good man, its not good.
@1318415 (Zubat): @1318440 (DandyLion): That whole convo made me laugh out loud
What a way to die.....
Imagine having hundreds of those quills STUCK ON YOUR SKIN ALL THE TIME. That's what I go through everyday but I don't complain.
Imagine what it's like to be a porcupine.
You're strong penguin. I don't know how you do it.
My feathers aren't good for pens. Try an eagle or a flying guinea pig.
Or when everyone is throwing paper balls at the teacher and she says to stop, and your arm just happens to have a spasm.
Or when the teacher tells everyone to stop pretending to do something like cough, and then you have to do it for real and she runs over to your desk and starts screaming so hard a vein on her neck stands out, and you start crying because you're seven, and this is elementary school, and then she calls your mother....
Yeah, I had an abusive teacher.
I was punched by my teacher once. I'm not sure if it was on purpose or not, he was yelling at me and the people I was talking to and he just turned around and whacked me in the face. I stopped talking after that.
(Your+name+(optional)): One time I got hit with a meter stick by my math teachers because I had the hiccups during a test. It was an accident though, he was trying to scare me but had really bad aim.
We used to throw erasers at each other. When the teacher's back was turned, all hell broke loose. Somehow I was the only person they ever saw doing it, and the only person who would get in trouble.
Cool story bro
You look like a Narwhal in your picture.
Or they say it to the whole class cause they don't know who did it and you have to click your pen to write even though it wasn't you.
Someone needs to make a ballpoint that isn't so damn LOUD.
Or you could just use a pencil
What's the fun in that?
'Cept some of my teachers don't accept work in pencil.
And then after you do your final click, your teacher gives you the death stare, making you extremely conscious of every click you make for the rest of the class.
looks like you said dicking your pen....
what?... The pen is what?...
in your mouth.
That's why twisty bottoms are superior. Except they're not. Twisty bottoms suck arse.
They can do that? What a great way to get revenge on your enemies. Or lose weight.
It's what I do when I'm stressed out. During a test (even when we're supposed to use pencil) I just click click click the pen when I can't figure out the answer (damn math) and then the teachers are like "Kirsten! Stop clicking the pen"
cool story bro
shut up ho
That's my job and it depresses me that you failed so miserably at it.
Instead of writing with a pencil, you should use a (_(CRAYOLA(_( >...or you know...a pencil works too.
Instead of using a pencil, I should use a pencil? DON'T GO ALL META ON ME!!!
Your crayon broke :(
Use the ink inside of a small squid. Much more convenient.
Took a year... but I got POTD. Thanks Anthony ;)
Capital "H" He works in strange ways...
I am surprised at the current score of the POTD.
(Chauncy Pickles): I'm surprised that someone is commenting on the current score of the POTD.
I would say that it is a 50% chance.
I saw that! Remember yesterday's POTD?
Yeah but what are you talking about
Oooooh! Did DandyLion post something and then delete it? Shame!
Oh.. I posted something under anonymous and then copied it EXACTLY the same and then reposted it under my name.
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM MY TEACHINGS?!?!?
Sorry oh Great One, for we have sinned. Please accept our sacrifice of celery and milk to atone for our wrongdoings
(Your+name+(optional)): munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch
All is forgiven.
(evolves into Snorlax)
sings to the tune of Lazy Day
Nothing at all
That wasn't as interesting as I had hoped. Oh well!
Sorry that you're disappointed.
I did not realize so many people used that kind of pen, I always used the capped ones...
THIS IS SO TRUE.
I agree. This post is only SO true. I yearn for something more from the POTD. Something clever or witty. Something to incite a few unstiflable chuckles. Something that encourages me to reflect upon myself and decide why I feel this way.
I wish... I could hold a pen properly...
This should be one of Murphy's Laws.
Murphy sounds like a black person's name. They don't have laws, they break them.
You know who ELSE should be one of Murphy's Laws?
Sorry Chauncy, but that one was bad.
Well, you win some, you win some.
Unless you're me. Then you mope. :|
(Muscle Man): I'm in such a PICKLE when I click my pens.
I'm in such a UTERUS when I develop into a fetus.
I hate when people click pens. When you need it, you get 1 click and 1 click only. When you are done with that session, you can click again. That is all. Some people are just not responsible enough to handle a retractable pen.
Haha...thats what i thought it said the first time...haha i had to look twice...and yes this does happen i even got sent out and rote up for this...haha
Haha...That's funny and all...haha but what's with all the extra laughs...haha it gets sort of annoying...haha
THIS IS WHY PENCILS WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR! ALL GLORY TO THE PENCIL!
Bitch, please. Guinea pigs invented ignorance.
No offense, FlyingGuineaPig.
He needn't take any. After the miserable fail I made that was the Guinea Pig, I felt I had to redeem them. After years of hard work I created the flying guinea pig, a much more evolved specimen.
Cool story bro.
(Not God_the_Almighty): What are you, God?
No way. Did you even read the name? It clearly says NOT God_the_Almighty....