That's actually really clever.
REALLY FUCKING CLEVER, BITCH!
If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.
if they had trouble making that cure, they could also press F1 for help.
but since it doesn't exist they can call it F13 for now.
At first I thought of tornadoes and I was all DA FUQ!?!?!?!?!? Then I remember my keyboard......
@PowerSerg, Tornadoes are classified on the Fujita Scale ranking them from F0-F5. F5 is the most powerful type of tornado, and that's what Zubat thought the OP was referring to.
Actually I think he was referring to the move "Whirlwind"
Maybe you could order it at the SpaceBar ;)
And you could put it on your tab!
That's actually sounds good!
That is actually sounds poor grammer!
Wizards would probably drink F13.
Don't doubt me, the button IS there. It's just not visible to muggles.
I know 'cause I can see it.
... I can SO!
(Chauncy Pickles): Ah! So you've been to the Wizard Wide Web? I hear Honeydukes finally got their website up!
I don't know why, but I thought DaisyDukes when reading Honeydukes.
I would't trust that site if I were you. I paid for two boxes of chocolate frogs, and the shipment came in empty!
You know what would be a horrible yet ironically accurate name for an energy drink? Alt+F4
you sneaky bastard
That's what they call me :(
(Chauncy Pickles): They call me sexy.
(Chauncy Pickles): Care to explain, Chauncy?
Well Confused Commenter, it is actually quite simple. When you hit the Alt and F4 keys simultaneously on any computer with a Windows operating system, whatever application (Internet Explorer, media players,Windows Explorers, etc) is currently open will shut down immediately without having to click the red x in the corner of the window. If no applications are currently open, a dialogue box opens giving you the option to shut down the computer, put the computer to sleep, lock the computer, log off your screen, restarting the computer, or even putting the computer in a state of hibernation.
If an energy drink was to be given the same name, I would think that to be accurate as most energy drink, while initially providing a boost of energy, inevitably lead to a crash in energy.
You. Go into marketing.
This actually sounds like a name vitaminwater would come up with for something new.
Which means the drink will most likely be fortified with Vitamin C and Vitamin B! vitamins + water = all you need
1.write a letter with the idea in it
2. put in envelope
3. sent to self through legal mail
4. once stamped its officially yours
5. someone makes f5 irl
6. go to court, take unopend envelope
1) Steal peoples pants
if they give death another nick-name it should be "ctrl+w"
Then life should be "command/ctrl+n"
A frozen drink calls ctrl+alt+del?
You get 10000000 originality points.
You are G6 fly, homes.
I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that says 'So Fly Like A G6'. Just puttin' that out there.
Yeah, you should've tried to.
If I were to create a soda, I'd call it ALT+F4. It closes the door on the rest of the sodas.
Also what I said four minutes before you.
(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.
I will arrange a benefits package once you arrive, anon.
Don't believe him and his benefit packages all it is is your choice of a car or a bike which I find redundant since we can all just float up here even fly like superman speed one: one arm foward speed two: both arms forward cruising speeding: both arms back and just relax.
It's aight, the god on this site is an imposter!!!!
How dare you doubt Anthony!
I really like this one, kudos
I'll make a new soda called CTRL+N. But I'm still searching for F3.
And it looks like the "If a drink was _, it'd be ____" has already started.
I immediately thought of my Web Design class and the constant refreshing we need to do. shiver It's almost as painful as dial-up internet
I never had a problem with refreshing in my class. They were files on a computer and loaded in half a second. What I did have a problem with was Internet Explorer and its refusal to work with ANYTHING.
Lucky. My class covered only half the curriculum because the entire town's public school system uses the same server
What would the flavor of this soda be, might I ask?
Keyboard dust flavored.
you're the nerd
You're, THEN Erd.
Or Ctrl+D, because it deletes your thirst.
I don't get it...
On PCs, F5 refreshes the page.
Ohhhhh that makes sense I like this post now!
It's funny, because F5 is refresh on a keyboard... Hahaha...
Some company is probably going to steal this.
I GET IT NOW!!!
Actually, F5 is not yet available in stores.
(Chauncy Pickles): They need to refresh their supplies...
That's why they use RepHresh.
After your period.
(Chauncy Pickles): No, I mean that i understood the joke about how f5 refreshes a webpage, not that i've had a soda called F5. wow........
*The following statements ending in an exclamation point have been stated using sarcasm.
Oh, really?! WOW! That one went completely over my head! Thank you for explaining yourself to me! I would never have understood what you meant by that initial comment without your precise clarification! It's like you've cleared the fog that's been hovering over me for all my life! Now I can see the world for what it is! I can live now! I can be something! HOORAH!
(Chauncy Pickles): So why did you comment about it not being in stores if you knew what i meant?
I don't really know!
(Chauncy Pickles): interesting.........
Tell me aboot it... stud.
I have just come to the realization that you are quite dim.
trademark this shit.
omfg after like 20 mins i finally got it
Lolz. This post is legit.
Or Command R
No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.
Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my Mac running Mac OS, Windows 7, and Linux at the same time...
Your Mac makes a loud sound when running multiple systems? That sucks.
No, it emits a distinct sound of superiority.
I could run Windows 95 on my Windows 7 computer if I wanted to. However, I wouldn't because I have no use for an inferior product. In the same way I wouldn't want OS X on my computer.
Is it an HP? Good luck when the warranty expires. Is it any other brand of PC? Good luck when you get an inevitable virus.
What you're probably hearing is the logical universe collapsing, since you are somehow using 3 operating systems at once.
It's true, you can run multiple operating systems at once. I used to have windows on my Mac, but then I realized 'Hey, I don't need Windows, it sucks.' and I deleted it.
No! We do NOT need another debate in the POTD comments!
That sounds like commander. Their marketing strategy could be a guy shouting, "I COMMAND YOU TO DRINK IT!" Just like oxiclean.
sounds about right for a mac product....
I just did this on my Mac, scared the shit outta me. damn you, voice over!
Will, this is why you're so awesome XD
Ha! I got this after like two minutes of being confused and thinking about tornadoes. xD
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Um . . . what do you call it?
this made me laugh more then it should of :D
dude is it just me or are the potds getting worse by the day?
I think this one's a huge upgrade from the nonsense going on yesterday..
Yea, they're getting pretty crappy.
I see what you did there.