If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?

That's actually sounds good!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is actually sounds poor grammer!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*grammar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's actually really clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how clever?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REALLY FUCKING CLEVER, BITCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ba-dum tshh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks chandler

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Command R

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my Mac running Mac OS, Windows 7, and Linux at the same time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What you're probably hearing is the logical universe collapsing, since you are somehow using 3 operating systems at once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's true, you can run multiple operating systems at once. I used to have windows on my Mac, but then I realized 'Hey, I don't need Windows, it sucks.' and I deleted it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your Mac makes a loud sound when running multiple systems? That sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it emits a distinct sound of superiority.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No! We do NOT need another debate in the POTD comments!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like commander. Their marketing strategy could be a guy shouting, "I COMMAND YOU TO DRINK IT!" Just like oxiclean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sounds about right for a mac product....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really like this one, kudos

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I thought of tornadoes and I was all DA FUQ!?!?!?!?!? Then I remember my keyboard......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@PowerSerg, Tornadoes are classified on the Fujita Scale ranking them from F0-F5. F5 is the most powerful type of tornado, and that's what Zubat thought the OP was referring to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I think he was referring to the move "Whirlwind"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Twister.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"soda"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"because"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

" " "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um . . . what do you call it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Soft drink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if they had trouble making that cure, they could also press F1 for help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but since it doesn't exist they can call it F13 for now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what would be a horrible yet ironically accurate name for an energy drink? Alt+F4

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you sneaky bastard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what they call me :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): They call me sexy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Care to explain, Chauncy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well Confused Commenter, it is actually quite simple. When you hit the Alt and F4 keys simultaneously on any computer with a Windows operating system, whatever application (Internet Explorer, media players,Windows Explorers, etc) is currently open will shut down immediately without having to click the red x in the corner of the window. If no applications are currently open, a dialogue box opens giving you the option to shut down the computer, put the computer to sleep, lock the computer, log off your screen, restarting the computer, or even putting the computer in a state of hibernation. If an energy drink was to be given the same name, I would think that to be accurate as most energy drink, while initially providing a boost of energy, inevitably lead to a crash in energy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if they give death another nick-name it should be "ctrl+w"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then life should be "command/ctrl+n"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I were to create a soda, I'd call it ALT+F4. It closes the door on the rest of the sodas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also what I said four minutes before you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's aight, the god on this site is an imposter!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How dare you doubt Anthony!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will arrange a benefits package once you arrive, anon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't believe him and his benefit packages all it is is your choice of a car or a bike which I find redundant since we can all just float up here even fly like superman speed one: one arm foward speed two: both arms forward cruising speeding: both arms back and just relax.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll make a new soda called CTRL+N. But I'm still searching for F3.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I immediately thought of my Web Design class and the constant refreshing we need to do. *shiver* It's almost as painful as dial-up internet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never had a problem with refreshing in my class. They were files on a computer and loaded in half a second. What I did have a problem with was Internet Explorer and its refusal to work with ANYTHING.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lucky. My class covered only half the curriculum because the entire town's public school system uses the same server

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would the flavor of this soda be, might I ask?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Keyboard dust flavored.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Key-lime flavored.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Avocado.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dr.Pepper

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NERD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're the nerd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're, THEN Erd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This actually sounds like a name vitaminwater would come up with for something new.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which means the drink will most likely be fortified with Vitamin C and Vitamin B! vitamins + water = all you need

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it looks like the "If a drink was _____, it'd be ____" has already started.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this made me laugh more then it should of :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wizards would probably drink F13. Don't doubt me, the button IS there. It's just not visible to muggles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://netdna.webdesignerdepot.com/uploads/2009/01/appleprokeyboard.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010/05/are-you-wizard-225x300.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know 'cause I can see it. ... I can SO!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Ah! So you've been to the Wizard Wide Web? I hear Honeydukes finally got their website up!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know why, but I thought DaisyDukes when reading Honeydukes. I would't trust that site if I were you. I paid for two boxes of chocolate frogs, and the shipment came in empty!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A frozen drink calls ctrl+alt+del?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Ctrl+D, because it deletes your thirst.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you could order it at the SpaceBar ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you could put it on your tab!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You. Go into marketing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You get 10000000 originality points. You are G6 fly, homes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that says 'So Fly Like A G6'. Just puttin' that out there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1.write a letter with the idea in it 2. put in envelope 3. sent to self through legal mail 4. once stamped its officially yours 5. someone makes f5 irl 6. go to court, take unopend envelope 7. ???? 8. profit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) Steal peoples pants 2) ????? 3) Profit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude is it just me or are the potds getting worse by the day?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, they're getting pretty crappy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this one's a huge upgrade from the nonsense going on yesterday..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I GET IT NOW!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, F5 is not yet available in stores.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): They need to refresh their supplies...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why they use RepHresh. After your period. After intercourse. After douching. After commenting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): No, I mean that i understood the joke about how f5 refreshes a webpage, not that i've had a soda called F5. wow........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*The following statements ending in an exclamation point have been stated using sarcasm. Oh, really?! WOW! That one went completely over my head! Thank you for explaining yourself to me! I would never have understood what you meant by that initial comment without your precise clarification! It's like you've cleared the fog that's been hovering over me for all my life! Now I can see the world for what it is! I can live now! I can be something! HOORAH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): So why did you comment about it not being in stores if you knew what i meant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really know!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): interesting.........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tell me aboot it... stud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have just come to the realization that you are quite dim.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On PCs, F5 refreshes the page.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhhhh that makes sense I like this post now!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just did this on my Mac, scared the shit outta me. damn you, voice over!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

trademark this shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha! I got this after like two minutes of being confused and thinking about tornadoes. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny, because F5 is refresh on a keyboard... Hahaha... /endfamilyguyimmigrantintheofficebreakloungevoice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some company is probably going to steal this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omfg after like 20 mins i finally got it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lolz. This post is legit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Will, this is why you're so awesome XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago