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If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?

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That's actually really clever.
y smilie

Erins avatar Erin Yeah You Are +70Reply
@how clever?

REALLY FUCKING CLEVER, BITCH!

MR_s avatar MR_ Yeah You Are +65Reply

If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are +62Reply
@EpicBoy If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

if they had trouble making that cure, they could also press F1 for help.

At first I thought of tornadoes and I was all DA FUQ!?!?!?!?!? Then I remember my keyboard......

@Serg ?

@PowerSerg, Tornadoes are classified on the Fujita Scale ranking them from F0-F5. F5 is the most powerful type of tornado, and that's what Zubat thought the OP was referring to.

Maybe you could order it at the SpaceBar ;)

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +50Reply
ehcches avatar ehcche Yeah You Are +10Reply

Ba-dum tshh

Nicks avatar Nick Yeah You Are +41Reply

That's actually sounds good!

Wizards would probably drink F13.

Don't doubt me, the button IS there. It's just not visible to muggles.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +33Reply
@Shadi I know 'cause I can see it. ... I can SO!

(Chauncy Pickles): Ah! So you've been to the Wizard Wide Web? I hear Honeydukes finally got their website up!

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +9Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig (Chauncy Pickles): Ah! So you've been to the Wizard Wide Web? I hear Honeydukes finally got their website up!

I don't know why, but I thought DaisyDukes when reading Honeydukes.

I would't trust that site if I were you. I paid for two boxes of chocolate frogs, and the shipment came in empty!

You know what would be a horrible yet ironically accurate name for an energy drink? Alt+F4

@(Chauncy Pickles): Care to explain, Chauncy?

Well Confused Commenter, it is actually quite simple. When you hit the Alt and F4 keys simultaneously on any computer with a Windows operating system, whatever application (Internet Explorer, media players,Windows Explorers, etc) is currently open will shut down immediately without having to click the red x in the corner of the window. If no applications are currently open, a dialogue box opens giving you the option to shut down the computer, put the computer to sleep, lock the computer, log off your screen, restarting the computer, or even putting the computer in a state of hibernation.

If an energy drink was to be given the same name, I would think that to be accurate as most energy drink, while initially providing a boost of energy, inevitably lead to a crash in energy.

You. Go into marketing. y smilie

canthinks avatar canthink Yeah You Are +31Reply

This actually sounds like a name vitaminwater would come up with for something new.

trackerjagkers avatar trackerjagker Yeah You Are +22Reply
@trackerjagker This actually sounds like a name vitaminwater would come up with for something new.

Which means the drink will most likely be fortified with Vitamin C and Vitamin B! vitamins + water = all you need

1.write a letter with the idea in it
2. put in envelope
3. sent to self through legal mail
4. once stamped its officially yours
5. someone makes f5 irl
6. go to court, take unopend envelope
7. ????
8. profit

Anonymous +20Reply

Genius.

AlexandraTheGreats avatar AlexandraTheGreat Yeah You Are +15Reply

if they give death another nick-name it should be "ctrl+w"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +13Reply

A frozen drink calls ctrl+alt+del?

__________s avatar __________ Yeah You Are +13Reply

You get 10000000 originality points.

You are G6 fly, homes.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Shugah You get 10000000 originality points. You are G6 fly, homes.

I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that says 'So Fly Like A G6'. Just puttin' that out there. h smilie

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@1313123

Yeah, you should've tried to.

If I were to create a soda, I'd call it ALT+F4. It closes the door on the rest of the sodas.

@Shadi Also what I said four minutes before you.

(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.

Anonymous +105Reply
@(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.

I will arrange a benefits package once you arrive, anon.

@(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.

Don't believe him and his benefit packages all it is is your choice of a car or a bike which I find redundant since we can all just float up here even fly like superman speed one: one arm foward speed two: both arms forward cruising speeding: both arms back and just relax.

@(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.

It's aight, the god on this site is an imposter!!!!

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are -7Reply

I really like this one, kudos

FredWeasleys avatar FredWeasley Yeah You Are +11Reply

I'll make a new soda called CTRL+N. But I'm still searching for F3.

OnePenguins avatar OnePenguin Yeah You Are +10Reply

And it looks like the "If a drink was _, it'd be ____" has already started.

I immediately thought of my Web Design class and the constant refreshing we need to do. shiver It's almost as painful as dial-up internet

@swimlax I immediately thought of my Web Design class and the constant refreshing we need to do. shiver It's almost as...

I never had a problem with refreshing in my class. They were files on a computer and loaded in half a second. What I did have a problem with was Internet Explorer and its refusal to work with ANYTHING.

@Lanz I never had a problem with refreshing in my class. They were files on a computer and loaded in half a second. What...

Lucky. My class covered only half the curriculum because the entire town's public school system uses the same server

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@1312755

Ctrl-Z

pies avatar pie Yeah You Are 0Reply

Or Ctrl+D, because it deletes your thirst.

I don't get it...

Anonymous +2Reply
@I don't get it...

On PCs, F5 refreshes the page.

Infinitys avatar Infinity Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Infinity On PCs, F5 refreshes the page.

Ohhhhh that makes sense I like this post now!

Anonymous +6Reply

It's funny, because F5 is refresh on a keyboard... Hahaha...

/endfamilyguyimmigrantintheofficebreakloungevoice

Some company is probably going to steal this.

Anonymous +2Reply

I GET IT NOW!!!

OffbeatToasters avatar OffbeatToaster Yeah You Are +1Reply
@OffbeatToaster I GET IT NOW!!!

Actually, F5 is not yet available in stores.

@Shadi Actually, F5 is not yet available in stores.

(Chauncy Pickles): They need to refresh their supplies...

DontJudges avatar DontJudge Yeah You Are +8Reply
@DontJudge (Chauncy Pickles): They need to refresh their supplies...

That's why they use RepHresh.

After your period.

After intercourse.

After douching.

After commenting.

@Shadi Actually, F5 is not yet available in stores.

(Chauncy Pickles): No, I mean that i understood the joke about how f5 refreshes a webpage, not that i've had a soda called F5. wow........

OffbeatToasters avatar OffbeatToaster Yeah You Are -4Reply
@OffbeatToaster (Chauncy Pickles): No, I mean that i understood the joke about how f5 refreshes a webpage, not that i've had a soda...

*The following statements ending in an exclamation point have been stated using sarcasm.

Oh, really?! WOW! That one went completely over my head! Thank you for explaining yourself to me! I would never have understood what you meant by that initial comment without your precise clarification! It's like you've cleared the fog that's been hovering over me for all my life! Now I can see the world for what it is! I can live now! I can be something! HOORAH!

trademark this shit.

Janae17s avatar Janae17 Yeah You Are +1Reply

omfg after like 20 mins i finally got it

Anonymous +1Reply

Lolz. This post is legit.

Anonymous +1Reply

Or Command R

ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ThatOneNut Or Command R

No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +131Reply
@Brett No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.

Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my Mac running Mac OS, Windows 7, and Linux at the same time...

ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut Yeah You Are +114Reply
ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut Yeah You Are +22Reply
@ThatOneNut Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my Mac running Mac OS, Windows 7, and Linux at the same time...

I could run Windows 95 on my Windows 7 computer if I wanted to. However, I wouldn't because I have no use for an inferior product. In the same way I wouldn't want OS X on my computer.

Anonymous +8Reply
@I could run Windows 95 on my Windows 7 computer if I wanted to. However, I wouldn't because I have no use for an...

Is it an HP? Good luck when the warranty expires. Is it any other brand of PC? Good luck when you get an inevitable virus.

ThatOneNuts avatar ThatOneNut Yeah You Are +4Reply
@ThatOneNut Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my Mac running Mac OS, Windows 7, and Linux at the same time...

What you're probably hearing is the logical universe collapsing, since you are somehow using 3 operating systems at once.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are -12Reply
@Brett What you're probably hearing is the logical universe collapsing, since you are somehow using 3 operating systems at...

It's true, you can run multiple operating systems at once. I used to have windows on my Mac, but then I realized 'Hey, I don't need Windows, it sucks.' and I deleted it.

brunetterox915s avatar brunetterox915 Yeah You Are +44Reply
@Brett No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.

No! We do NOT need another debate in the POTD comments!

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +15Reply
@ThatOneNut Or Command R

That sounds like commander. Their marketing strategy could be a guy shouting, "I COMMAND YOU TO DRINK IT!" Just like oxiclean.

I just did this on my Mac, scared the shit outta me. damn you, voice over!

Anonymous 0Reply

Will, this is why you're so awesome XD

Anonymous 0Reply

Ha! I got this after like two minutes of being confused and thinking about tornadoes. xD

"soda" hehe smilie

AntiJokeChickens avatar AntiJokeChicken Yeah You Are -7Reply

this made me laugh more then it should of :D

Anonymous -12Reply

dude is it just me or are the potds getting worse by the day?

@mattreynolds dude is it just me or are the potds getting worse by the day?

I think this one's a huge upgrade from the nonsense going on yesterday..

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