+1,771 What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear I've heard this before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you're the one who posted it. You'd probably know better than I would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MY NAME IS NOT SAME.. IT'S SAM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I think I've heard it before, but I can't place it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We should all make a club.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "I think I've heard that joke before but I'm not sure so I'm going to comment my opinion, even though several others have already voiced their complaints thus clogging up the page with useless drivel when I could just as easily thumbs up the first person who said it, therefore declaring my opinion and showing my agreement" club? That would take up like a page by itself in the yearbook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea it would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have too. And within the last day or so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen it all over reddit and tumblr, but it's been on those for a good couple of months. Just a standard Internet joke right now I think, I don't think it has a true "source".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the source is 17 yr old me whacked out on codeine. how do you expect things to not have a 'source' http://jayzfanart.tumblr.com/post/7422134086/wht-if-p-diddy-was-actually-called-pete-diddy-and

by Anonymous 9 years ago

hahaha omg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correction: Dear, dear. This insightful post on the world wide web has nearly made me chuckle. The thoughts!!! It's terrible to spread such rumors but he's a celebrity so LOL! :]]]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, because the name Pete is so is so badass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It can be short for Peter which is totally badass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First quality post of my return. +1'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we missed you so much! no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking love this. Wouldn't be surprised if it were stolen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess you aren't surprised then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bahahaha that is awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This just made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crying, whilst cuddling his childhood teddy bear. Poor Pete..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His name is P Diddy but they took out his middle name, "Ness" due to embarrassment at school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if this post was in amirite format. amirite? Or at least punctuated correctly. Or not stolen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if this comment wasn't so holier-than-thou sounding. amirite? Or not quite so many lines. Or not cynical.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure how many times I'll have to explain this. EVERY POST IS IN PROPER FORMAT. The ''Amirite?'' at the end asks you whether you agree or not with the content in the post. There will never be a situation where you can't vote on it because the content ''wasn't written properly''.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Er, no. Posts can be deleted for not being in amirite format or not making sense as a yes/no question. For example, "What if I had four toes, amirite?" That's not an opinion you can say yes or not to. It would probably be deleted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I admit posts like that wouldn't work, but whenever I have seen someone say ''this isn't in proper format'' it was on a post that DOES work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP asked "What if...amirite?" That makes no sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just contradicted yourself completely. And this post is a perfect example of someone correctly saying "this isn't in proper format." Any post that goes with "What if [...], amirite? doesn't make sense. It's a simple fix, though. Just change "What if" to "It would be funny if."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You seem to be completely missing my point. Again, ''Amirite?'' asks if you agree with the content of the post (or otherwise enjoyed it, liked it, etc.) Also, when I thought about it, your ''four toes'' example could also work. If someone is interested in the idea of having four toes, or the post amused them, they can click ''Yeah you are!'' If they didn't like the post, they can click ''No way''.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that was the case, posts would never ever be deleted for not being in amirite format. Since they are, your argument is invalid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm enjoying this argument. But seriously. I could ask a mod to change it, if it would really please you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't bother me. It does bother me that the POTD used to be original almost always, but it has now become a collection of jokes from all corners of the internet. And sometimes the jokes aren't even edited into the correct format. If amiriters cannot consistently make great, original posts, then eventually people will stop using this site. This isn't aimed at you or your post. It has happened many times before and it will certainly happen again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe my opinion is different from Anthony's? I'm pretty sure this is a website to express your opinions. Please don't be ignorant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anthony makes the rules of amirite. If he says that there is a proper and improper format, then there is a proper an improper format. That's not something you can debate, it is fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He controls what happens on the site, but you can still disagree with him. Believe it or not, it's possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say anything on the contrary... He may think he's God, but he isn't. You said there is no proper/improper format. The sites rules say there is a proper/improper format. Therefore, you are incorrect. You can certainly have an opinion on the rule, but it still exists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow you guys...Go play outside or something!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't, someone is wrong on the internet! You need to sort out your priorities, babytard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright. Let's say there's a website that you can sign up on and leave comments. And the creator of this website happens to think that women shouldn't be allowed to post comments because women aren't as intelligent as men. According to your logic, because the creator of the website made the rule, it must be true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Not at all. That example isn't even analogous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't try to hide the fact that there's a flaw in your logic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You said there is no improper format. The sites rules say there is an improper format. You can certainly have an opinion of the rule and you can debate whether or not something is proper/improper, but the existence of improper formatting is indisputable. A similar example would be: You say that there is no improper use of a comma. The English language says there are improper uses of a comma. You can certainly have an opinion of the rule and you can debate whether or not something is proper/improper, but the existence of improper uses of commas is indisputable. Using your example it would be: You say there is no rule disallowing women to comment. The site rules say that women aren't allowed to comment. You can certainly have an opinion of the rule and you can debate whether or not it is fair, but the existence of the rule is indisputable. It has nothing to do with blindly accepting the opinion of the person in charge.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're clearly not understanding me. I am not saying I can change the rule, I'm simply saying I have a different opinion. Also, according to you, posts that are in improper format are deleted. You also said that this post is in improper format. So why is this post not deleted, and in fact, a POTD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I didn't say you think you can change the rule. I'm saying that you're saying the rule doesn't exist. It does. You are incorrect. And to answer your question -- because this site's rules aren't enforced universally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said the rule didn't exist. Also, I'm pretty sure Anthony (or whoever else) would have deleted this post instead of making it POTD if they really cared that much about the format. Anyway, this conversation is becoming annoyingly long so let's just drop it here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not funny because I have the same problem. My name is Nick but people mispronounce it as "Hey retard"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people say "hey bitch!" to me but it's technically true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen his name was robert paulsen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many times can one person's name be Robert Paulsen?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name was Robert Paulsen 9 times, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No... his name is Sean Combs. Unless we're not talking about P Diddy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn, i guess no ones seen Fight Club.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bitch tits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought his named was Pdiddy and the "p" was supposed to be silent like in pterodactyl or pervert.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The p in pervert is clearly pronounced, just letting you know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kthanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LL Cool J: "My name is Jake" (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This brings a whole new meaning to Ke$ha's opening line in Tik Tok.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really... hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew P.Diddy when he was Puff Daddy. I'm so fucking hipster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://300lbteen.tumblr.com/pos...pete-diddy-and This is the oldest one I could find, probably not the original one. Either way unoriginal post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can see this as the beginnings of an overly dramatic, poorly written fanfiction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What. I thought it was Sean Combs...? Is my childhood a lie?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is actually a genuinely good POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tumblr.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't be so because we all know he's had a million names and the one before P Diddy was Puff Daddy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. And what if Hitler actually just said " I hate juice" and everyone just rolled with it? Remember kids, it's a barbarity that clarity is a rarity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago