+2,535An international school teacher asks her students a question: "What is your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?" African Student: "What's food?" European Student: "What's scarcity?" American student: "What are other countries?" Chinese Student: "What's my own opinion?", amirite?
+1,003How to be: Canadian. Say "eh" at the end of every sentence. Jamacian. Say "mon" at the end of every sentence. American. Say "with fries" at the end of every sentence, amirite?
+2,254Most people don't even vote for presidents. They vote for things like American Idol -_-... I think they should just name those presidency elections to something catchy like "Who's gonna run this Bitch".. amirite?
+2,412Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?
+1,290You're black and your ancestors were slaves? Sorry, I didn't realize I was offending you. What's that? You're Jewish and your ancestors experienced the Holocaust? My bad. Huh? Your Irish? Protestant?Native American? Japanese? Chinese? Gay? Handicapped?A women? A man? Adopted? Abused? Ya know what... everyone's ancestors were persecuted at some point. It doesn't mean everyone owes you now. Amirite?
+1,766Thousands of years from now people are going to find an "American Calender" and think the world is going to end on December 31st, amirite?
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+832Fo sheezy mah neezy= Fo shizzle my nizzle= For sure my nigger= I agree with you whole-heartedly my African American brother, amirite?
+1,199American English is like the bastard child of Latin and some Germanic language. Its more well-liked but prudish sibling is British English, while its sporty and laid back brother is Australian English. French would be the indulgent aunt because it lavishes American English with so many word gifts, and Old Norse would be the cranky but often helpful grandfather language. amirite?
+766When I was younger, I'd always think, "wow, a British kid. I bet they like, have tea with the queen." This makes you wonder if British kids think, "wow, an American kid, I bet they like, go to Mcdonald's with Obama.", amirite?
+603I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. amirite?
+422R.I.P to the 2,976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P to the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit. Amirite?
+314Oh, I'm sorry, I'm an American. And in AMERICA, we don't DRINK tea. WE SNORT IT DIRECTLY OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING TEABAG. amirite?