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+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
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DandyLions avatar DandyLion
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+1,157So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down. amirite?
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ELMI HAGIELMI
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+1,829300 years from now: "I hate those fucking robots!" "Don't use the word 'robot'! They prefer to be called Android Americans.", amirite?
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+1,207Americans: The founding fathers, who wanted us to be able to have guns, would pee through all 8 layers of their pants if they saw what guns were today, amirite?
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+1,012Americans don't run on Dunkin. Americans don't run at all. Amirite?
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+834This oil spill is completely BP's fault, see, Americans dumped English tea into the Boston Harbor. The British, after biding their time for 237 years, have struck back. YOUR MOVE, AMERICA, amirite?
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+810Polls show that 93% of Europeans think that America is the stupidest country. Polls also show that 84% of Americans think that Europe is the stupidest country. amirite?
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+1,324Statistically, 9/11 Americans will be offended by this message, amirite?
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+835Decent Americans: Some times you really want to smack someone upside their head and say,"You're the reason all the other countries hate us!". Amirite?
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Bob_the_Penguins avatar Bob_the_Penguin
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+809Americans should be burning calories, not Qur'ans, amirite?
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dannynuddss avatar dannynudds
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+186Americans: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years.
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MyHotHotJams avatar MyHotHotJam
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+218It's so irritating when people from Britain make fun of Americans... It's like, the only reason our county even exists is so we could get away from your uptight annoying ass, amirite?
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+757The most messed up thing about our society is racism. Not racism against minorities, but racism in their favor. Africans Americans can have black history month, black only colleges, and black only organizations, and all that is just fine. But if we so much as suggested white history month, or white only colleges and organizations, then that would be considered extremely racist, amirite?
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qwerty123s avatar qwerty123
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+712If life begins at conception, then Americans should be able to legally drink at 20 years and 3 months, amirite?
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+797Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish, amirite?
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