+20Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren? amirite?
-111Schools need to stop worrying about teaching kids about other cultures...instead they should focus on local knowledge, what industries are close to your home, how has history effected YOUR local ancestors, what job is needed in walking distance... we try so hard to offer freedom to a childs mind but we are robbing them of their personal culture..how can they best serve THEIR local tribe, amirite?
+85Humans didn't discover control of fire. Homo Sapiens' ancestors did, so we just inherited it. amirite?
+125If you go back 40 generations it equates to you having approximately 1 trillion ancestors. Scientists estimate the totality of humans to have existed is around 117 billion. Sooooo... we're all family, amirite?
+91There are sacks in your skin that create a protein which contains a chemical history of your choices and environment in the recent past. The sacks themselves contain a genetic history of your ancestors' choices and environment in the distant past. amirite?
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+117Coincidently enough, their inbred ancestors probably tried to fight the US as confederates as well. amirite?
+44If the father of one of our common ancestors had just decided to jerk off alone and keep it in their pants for a day, we all wouldn't have to be here and go to work, amirite?
+29Chances are fairly solid one of your ancestors was conceived at a drive-in movie theater, amirite?
+56If decomposed bodies help fertilize the land then there's a chance you ate a fruit that was grown in your ancestors' soil. amirite?
+75If you live far away from an ocean your ancestors were probably running away or got chased out of town. amirite?
-34If you die young you are still luckier than your ancestors which were dying way earlier, amirite?
+57Humanity has advanced socially, culturally and technologically, but we are still running on 200,000 year old brain meats our caveman ancestors had. amirite?
+61Everyone who voluntarily doesn't work out takes the body given to them by their ancestors for granted, amirite?