+8,459Sometimes you just get too lazy to go to the bathroom until it gets too bad, amirite?
+5,029People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+2,903You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
+2,540Have you ever noticed that all bad things for women have the word men in there somewhere... MENstral cycles, MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause, amirite?
+2,065The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?
+1,837Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?
+1,686I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people in case they hear me. In future, I should write it down. amirite?
+1,677Famous people are always doing bad things. Lindsey Lohan did drugs, Charlie Sheen getting drunk and hitting a porn star, and Justin Bieber stayed up way past 9:30, amirite?
+1,674Bad: Having a song stuck in your head. Worse: Having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to. amirite?
+1,529If Beethoven heard Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber's music he would probably be shocked, not because the music was bad, but because Beethoven's deaf. amirite?
+1,449If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?
+1,449A bad dream is actually a good dream because you wake up realizing it never happened. And a good dream is really a bad dream because you wake up realizing it never happened, amirite?