+4,320How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
+18,320I should be allowed to differentiate between two non-descript people I dont know by saying "he is the black dude" without people accusing me of being racist, amirite?
+2,431Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
+1,633Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,360If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor: Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I'd wear more sunblock here and there. I'd wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I'm sad to say, that you have cancer, here today. Patient: Are you...high? amirite?
+2,019I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
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+902Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
+1,308I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
+635Not to be a bigot, but it's insufferable when you open up a bucket of KFC or slice a watermelon and there's practically a wave of black thieves running off with every crumb they can get a hold of. Just the sight of them is enough to make you lose your appetite. You spill a drop of Kool-Aid, and they swarm it worse than flies! It makes you wanna kill them on sight. Seriously, summer would be so much better without ants, amirite?
+1,062"you wanna know what sucks?" "vacuums." "Do you wanna know what sucks in a metaphorical sense" "black holes." "You wanna know what is just not cool?" "lava.", amirite?
+1,044Barack Obama: The first black guy that had to convince everybody that he was responsible for the killing, amirite?
+2,413Just because you're blonde, it doesn't mean you're dumb. Just because you're black, it doesn't mean you're ghetto. Just because you're American, it doesn't mean you're fat. Just because you're Mexican, it doesn't mean you're cheap. Just because you're a girl, it doesn't mean you can't play a video game. Just because you're a guy, it doesn't mean you can't see an emotional movie. Amirite?