+921It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
-48It's TOTALLY ridiculous and unfair for my parents to buy me a brand new car for graduation but then insist that I have to pay for ALL the gas for it, amirite?
+2,176It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+1,421When the good guy needs a car fast, he just grabs one off the street. But you never really think about what happens to the person whose car got stolen; for all we know, it could start a chain reaction of action movies, amirite?
+1,250The next time someone beeps their horn .03 sec after the light changes green. You should shut off your car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour, amirite?
+1,787You hate it when you're so tired, that you don't even care. if your car caught on fire, you'd say "bring me some damn marshmellows." amirite?
+933It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?
+932Politicians should have to wear patches like race car drivers, so we know who their corporate sponsors are, amirite?
+5,029People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+431If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?
+9I am not thirsty nor cold nor hungry nor lonely. I do not live in fear. I am neither rich nor do I want to be; I have what I need. I have a job that I enjoy, I have a car that I drive and a roof over my head. I see others who do not have what I have. I am happy to pay taxes so that they may also eat, sleep and give up their fear. My taxes also help slaughter people who disagree with my government. I do not approve, and yet I understand that I don’t choose where my taxes get spent, that decision is made by a democratic process and I am happy to participate for the good of the many. I pay taxes because I want to help others. I want to feed the children, to house the indigent, to care for the infirm. I cannot do this on my own because I work, so I pay taxes in the hope that money will benefit the many and not only the few.