+1,409It'd be cool to see statistics about youself when you die, like how many times you laughed or how many cookies you ate, amirite?
+324When you die, you want your tombstone to have free WiFi so people visit more often, amirite?
+409To all those girls who die trying to get a size 0 figure: real men go after curves. Only dogs go after bones, amirite?
+758No mom, I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me they'll trip and die. amirite?
+435It's annoying when people take everything to extremes. These people should die, amirite?
+299When your on your death bed and you're about to die, make you last words: "Respawning in 3, 2, 1...", amirite?
+472People are like fireworks- some need to let their colors burst, and some need to blow up and die. amirite?
+759Before you die, you wish you could see a big movie montage of all of your life's greatest and worst moments (the worst to reminded you why the greatest were so good) amirite?
+587"Die is in the word diet.. that shows how terrible diets are!!" Yeah well eat is in the word death, so by that logic either way you're fucked. amirite?
+407Doing something unjust and making the excuse that "life isn't fair" is like killing someone, shrugging, and saying "people die", amirite?
+688During the weekend, lunch is a completely unnecessary meal, but as soon as you return back to school, it's like "Bitch, if I don't get my peanut butter sandwich and juice box, somebody is going to die," amirite?
+1,242If somebody has not read the Harry Potter books, but claims to be a die hard fan, it is perfectly acceptable to shout random spoilers at them at every opportunity, amirite?