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+1,070Hey, see that bright thing in the sky? It's the sun, the earth revolves around it. Not you, amirite?
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+1,550They said the Earth was flat, they said the Beatles were just a phase, they said TV wouldn't catch on, "they" don't seem to be very reliable now do they, amirite?
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+482You know, the earth without art would only be eh, amirite?
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+448"I wouldn't date you even if you were the last person on earth!" Well, if I was the last person on earth, you wouldn't be here, amirite?
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+315God created the universe in seven days. How do we know His days are the same length as our days? Our days are based on the Earth's rotation, but before the Earth, what did God base His days on? The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. Since God in infinite years old, His days could be two billion years long, thus He created the universe in 14 billion years. Religion and Science can go together, amirite?
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+300Humans are fucking masochists. They're given nutritious and satisfying food just growing out of the ground, and they take it and squeeze everything good out of them, throw it out, add a ton of sugar and fat, and then try to restrain themselves from eating it. They're given a giant Earth to walk about, and a body which only requires walking regularly to stay healthy, and so they make things to walk for them and torture themselves by exercising extra just to stay fit. Wtf, amirite?
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+412You love that time of night when everybody's gone to bed and you feel like the last person on Earth, amirite?
Image for post You love that time of night when everybody's gone to bed and you feel like the last person on Earth, amirite?
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+732I think that The Miss Universe pageant is fixed because the winner is always from Earth, amirite?
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+615When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the Earth. Then you’re pretty much dead and your wish was wasted... unless your wish was death by meteor. amirite?
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+1,813You often wonder, how on Earth did Donkey manage to impregnate Dragon. amirite?
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+586When I was your age the Earth didn't have a crust! We had to walk on the mantle! And we were DAMN grateful when air was invented! amirite?
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+643Asians are aliens. They are highly intelligent beings, their technology is fifteen years into the future, they speak languages with thousands of characters, and they take millions of pictures of their travels on Earth. amirite?
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+187It's disturbing to think that out of the seven or so billion people who inhabit Earth, there's probably someone out there who doesn't know how sexy you are, amirite?
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+775Hey, see that bright thing in the sky? It's the sun, the earth revolves around it. Not you. Amirite?
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+595I believe in aliens, I just don't think they'll ever land on Earth. I mean it would be kinda like driving 1 hour and a half to go to an Arby's, amirite?
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