+2,674It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+2,533Halloween must make it really hard for pedos not to break the law. Just imagine all the little kids turning up at his/her door in cute little outfits and ASKING to be given candy. Amirite?
+1,760You raise your hand to answer easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you with hard ones later, amirite?
+1,746You've at one point in your life, laughed so hard that no sound comes out, and you're clapping like a retarded seal, amirite?
+1,699It's so unfair that a doctor or a firefighter can work so hard and save so many lives and still earn less in a lifetime then Rihanna or Justin Bieber earns in a year. amirite?
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+1,527If you made a gift for your best friend. Then gave it to her and her reply was, Ewh this is so ugly. You would be killed inside, right? After all that hard work, and time spent on it. Imagine how God feels when you call yourself Ugly. amirite?
+1,472I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+1,463Making ven diagrams in school sucked because it was hard determining how big to make the circles and how to double them equally which, often times, resulted in the middle circle being either way too small or way too big, amirite?
+1,454It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...", amirite?
+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+1,371It's really hard to find a good halloween costume for a girl that isn't totally slutty, amirite?