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+761Jack and Jill went up the hill. 24 hours later only Jack comes back down. Jill was a terrorist, amirite?
+22Back in my day, we didn't have a fancy computer with the net...we had to walk up the hill in the snow to tell someone their opinion was wrong🙄 More
+773A lot of the nursery rhymes are depressing. Jack and Jill fell down the hill, Humpty Dumty cracked, everyone in Ring Around the Rosey dies, in hush a bye baby the baby fell out of the tree, London Bridges fall down, and more that I can't think of at the moment, amirite?
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+150The quality of new TV shows in general have really gone down hill. A new good TV show is like a one in a million sort of thing now. amirite?
0I rode... My bike to the gym, it was kind of easy going down hill, except when I had to ride on kind of a flat surface, I rode till I got exhausted so then I got off and walked with my bike. I took my bike into the gym as I do not have a lock yet, I did only ten minutes on the treadmill then my mum showed up with the car, we sat for a few minutes. We went to the beach, I put the bike in the back seat. Then we came home. It is not easy riding, but it was my first time in years riding a bike on the road.next time.
+537Jack fell down and broke his crown does not mean his little hat fell off its means he cracked his head open so now we have some dead guy rolling down a hill, who the fuck thought this was a good story to tell little children, Amirite?
+444In Harry Potter, Hagrid seems to be a very indecisive person. For example, in the first movie, his little hut is just down the hill from Hogwarts, then each movie he relocates, some farther from the school, some closer. It's also pretty weird how the forest moves with it... amirite?
+483Jack and Jill went up the hill to do some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said, "Do you wanna?". Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. Jack and Jill went down the hill and will soon be having a son. amirite?
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