+4Whose Sorry Now?
There wasn't a blue wave, there was a Blue Tsunami! Dems captured more seats than expected in The House. The Senate map did not favor the Democrats this year so the Republicans will still retain it. But look how close we got in places like Texas. Texas may not be quite blue yet, but it sure is a pretty shade of mauve. Trump is having a meltdown in front of the press today as he tries to lie in answer to their questions. He's not a happy camper. Finally, a check on this asshole.
"It will be so refreshing to have a classy, beautiful, dignified First Lady back in the White House. I'm tired of seeing a Ape in heels (sic)." A TRUMP SUPPORTER'S WORDS. REALLY? AND YOU WONDER WHY AMERICANS ARE RIOTING? AMIRITE? More
+1,565If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
+373Twilight is not more realistic than Harry Potter. Sorry, TwiHards, but vampires don't exist, and neither do werewolves. And Harry Potter fans, wizards don't exist. Nor do goblins, hippogriffs, thestrals, or house-elves. Get over yourselves, they're both fiction/fantasy, amirite?
+5,230Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
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+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
+449Imagine a luncatic in your house with a gun, who intends to kill everyone in your family because his faith tells him to. You have an entire wall of machine guns. No, you wouldn't try and negotiate with him peacefully, you would shoot him in the fucking face. That's why we fight wars. You can't reach an agreement with crazy people, amirite?
At some point, before your 18th birthday, did you sneak out of the house after your parents/guardian went to sleep and, if so, what was the reason?
+1,395Rihanna: So it's okay for Eminem to tie you down and set the house on fire because you like the way it hurts, but Chris Brown gives you a few cuts and bruises and it's a big deal. amirite?
+850Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over it. amirite?
How much more can Trump lie, and how much more can we take? (Or, that piece of shit in the oval office just removed the ban on trophy hunting) More