+5,230Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
+1,859You hate when you sleep over at someones house and you wake up hours before anyone else does, amirite?
+1,565If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
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+1,511Sitting on the toilet backwards. Think about it, that little tank on the back of the bowl opens up a world of possibilities. You can take a nap, eat a bowl of cereal, finish your homework, file a tax return, pratice origimi, train your pokemon for the elite four, mow the lawn, wash the dog, cure cancer, take out a 2nd mortage on your house, punch a politician... or shit backwards, amirite?
+1,395Rihanna: So it's okay for Eminem to tie you down and set the house on fire because you like the way it hurts, but Chris Brown gives you a few cuts and bruises and it's a big deal. amirite?
+1,266Who needs dance lessons when you can simply walk through a spider's web on your way out of the house, amirite?
+1,171You feel cleaner when you take a shower at your own house than when you take a shower at a friend's or hotel's, amirite?
+1,148If you have food,clothes and a house you are richer than 75% of the world.If you have $10 you are part of the 8% of the world's wealthy.If you woke up with more health than sickness you are more blessed than the millions who will die this week.If you haven't experienced a war,you are luckier than the 500 million suffering. If you read this,you are more fortunate than the 3 billion who can't rea... amirite?
+1,146We used to pretend to be asleep after night car rides so we could get carried in the house by our parents, amirite?