+3,253If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar... amirite?
+2,673It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
+1,649You feel like you just witnessed something no other human-being has when you see the paper man distribute the papers in the wee hours of the morning. amirite?
+1,488You can make anything sound badass if you put the right spin on it. For example: Once a year in a human's life, to celebrate their continuing survival, food is created for them in an inferno hot enough to kill a man. That food is then lit ablaze and presented to the surviving one for them to extinguish with only their breath and then consume. amirite?
+1,309After reading the the sentence, you are now aware that the the human brain often does not inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time, amirite?
+1,069The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, amirite?
+1,064"Are you a dog person or a cat person?" "I'm pretty sure I'm 100% human..." amirite?
+972It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?
+968Just because I'm not a starving child in a third world country does not mean I cannot feel sad or upset. Just because others have it worse off does not mean others do not suffer. So stop telling me I'm a bad person for being a little upset every once in a while. I'm only human, amirite?
+954The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
+942I feel bad for that Mike Newton kid in Twilight. God forbid Bella like someone who is just Human. amirite?
+934"There are plenty fish in the sea!"...that's great and all, but I'm a human, amirite?
+931Knowing that there are a lot of people who cheat on their Wives, Husbands, Girl/Boyfriends kind of makes you feel disappointed in the human race. amirite?
+872"Dust bunny" is a cutesy term for "dead skin cells entwined with human hair", amirite?